Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S07E07 of The X-Files – "Orison" – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to ruin the sacrament, the difference between a necrophiliac and a "death fetishist," and why you might want to wipe down the vinyl before you slide on in to our fanfic nook.

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S07E06 of The X-Files – “The Goldberg Variation” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as whether we respect Epcot and it’s myriad fans, why this episode definitely wasn’t filmed in Chicago, and how to apply to be Alison’s new co-host (jk jk jk) 

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S07E06 of The X-Files – "The Goldberg Variation" – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as whether we respect Epcot and it's myriad fans, why this episode definitely wasn't filmed in Chicago, and how to apply to be Alison's new co-host (jk jk jk)

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S07E05 of The X-Files – “Rush” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as what Ludicolo’s “hat” is made of, how Alison survived their high school sleepovers, and whether we need a new drug. 

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S07E05 of The X-Files – "Rush" – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as what Ludicolo's "hat" is made of, how Alison survived their high school sleepovers, and whether we need a new drug.

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S07E04 of The X-Files – “Millennium” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how much salt i can fit in my mouth, a concise naming of every book of the bible, and the latest pain in our asses. 

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S07E04 of The X-Files – "Millennium" – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how much salt i can fit in my mouth, a concise naming of every book of the bible, and the latest pain in our asses.

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S07E03 of The X-Files – “Hungry” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how many assholes a shark has, a return to eggs, and what the fuck a fluppy dog is. 

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S07E02 of The X-Files – “The Sixth Extinction: Amor Fati” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as what the next season of Black Mirror is about, who your Rugsona is, and where on earth that egg came from.