Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S07E17 of The X-Files – "all things" – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how much fucking was in Gillian Anderson's original draft of the script, why Courtney still hangs out on the Southside, and all the top hits for your fingerblast soundtrack.

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S07E16 of The X-Files – “Chimera” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to give a good wedding speech as the gay sibling, all the different kinds of women Chris Carter can write, and the hottest new horror pitch no one’s ever explored before: What If Birds Were Scary?!

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S07E16 of The X-Files – "Chimera" – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to give a good wedding speech as the gay sibling, all the different kinds of women Chris Carter can write, and the hottest new horror pitch no one's ever explored before: What If Birds Were Scary?!

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S07E15 of The X-Files – “En Ami” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as which bra is best when you’re wearing a wire, whether Season 7 can possibly get any worse, and who is the target of the Double X-Files Cake Crimes Division’s latest case.

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S07E15 of The X-Files – "En Ami" – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as which bra is best when you're wearing a wire, whether Season 7 can possibly get any worse, and who is the target of the Double X-Files Cake Crimes Division's latest case.

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S07E14 of The X-Files – “Theef” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to tell if your MRI has malfunctioned, whether it’s okay for a doctor to do a murder crime, and who put that little dirt boy in your bed. 

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S07E14 of The X-Files – "Theef" – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to tell if your MRI has malfunctioned, whether it's okay for a doctor to do a murder crime, and who put that little dirt boy in your bed.

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S07E13 of The X-Files – “First Person Shooter” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to objectify women using only a camera and sound design, why we keep watching this godforsaken show, and how much cake is in our shorts as of this recording.

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S07E12 of The X-Files – “X-Cops” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as the latest in gay fashion, how Cops is still on the air, and whether Alison was wrong about something for the first time in their life.