Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S08E05 of The X-Files – "Invocation" – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as our best ghost tips for getting retribution, why ponies hate horny teens, and the only dang thing that Doggett cares about.

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S08E04 of The X-Files – “Roadrunners” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such how to summon a slug god, which poem Alison’s college professor deemed ‘too orgasmic’ and why we actually enjoyed this episode. (Believe me, we’re as surprised as you.) 

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S08E04 of The X-Files – "Roadrunners" – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such how to summon a slug god, which poem Alison's college professor deemed 'too orgasmic' and why we actually enjoyed this episode. (Believe me, we're as surprised as you.)

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S08E03 of The X-Files – “Patience” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to kill a bat, how to seduce a bat, and whether Doggett is classically handsome (he is.) 

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S08E03 of The X-Files – "Patience" – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to kill a bat, how to seduce a bat, and whether Doggett is classically handsome (he is.)

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S08E02 of The X-Files – “Without” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as what makes a special boy, the best way to find out if your friend is an alien doppelganger, and who’s really the top Doggett around here. 

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S08E02 of The X-Files – "Without" – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as what makes a special boy, the best way to find out if your friend is an alien doppelganger, and who's really the top Doggett around here.

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S08E01 of The X-Files – “Within” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to be a good landlord, the best new cryptid in town, and how glad we are to see the best little boy in Arizona. 

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap the ULTIMATE episode of The X-Files Season 7  – Requiem” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how that baby’s head so big, the only thing Chris Carter thinks Scully is good for, and how Todd Howard finally finally finally killed Fox Mulder.