The “Y'all Don't Even Know” Show

On this week’s episode of Y’all Don’t Even Know, the guys officially convene The Collector’s Guild.Justin, Markus, Caleb, Jake, and Narv dive into all the things people hoard, chase, and obsess over! From baseball cards, hats, knives, coins, guns, watches and vinyl, all the way to Legos, fish, and… empty Monster cans?

Along the way they talk

1. ​How collecting changes when you actually have money
2. ​The weird economy of autographed jerseys, rookie cards, and error coins
3. ​Why January–March might be the worst three months on the calendar
4. ​Who would survive the zombie apocalypse (and who’s getting left asleep)
5. ​What you’d actually put in a fallout bunker
6. ​...and Justin’s “Y’all Don’t Even Know” fact is mind-blowing!

Grab your favorite comic book, load up the M4, and join the guild.

Chapters

00:00 Intro and Road Trip Vibes

01:36 Diving into Collecting

02:15 Baseball Cards and Sports Hats

07:43 Knife Collecting and Designs

10:43 Watches and Future Collections

12:50 Coin Collecting and Its Value

19:33 The Value of Currency: Coins and Bills

21:29 The Pokémon Card Craze

22:43 Personal Collections: What We Collect

25:06 The Rising Costs of Hobbies

26:08 Dream Collectibles: Guns and Aquariums

30:12 Sports Memorabilia and Funko Pops

40:43 Zombie Apocalypse Survival Strategies

41:54 Who Would Die First?

42:53 Roaming the Streets vs. Hiding Out

45:53 Trust and Team Dynamics

50:53 Grievances About Winter Months

52:53 YDEK Fact of the Week

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🎄 YDEK REWIND (Anniversary Edition) 🎄
In honor of our one-year anniversary, we’re re-releasing our Christmas Eve Special from last year with remastered audio. If you’re new here—welcome. If you’ve been here since day one—thank you for keeping this thing alive.

In this episode: off-key Christmas carols, holiday food takes (ham vs turkey), last-minute gift wrapping, NFL/Eagles talk, Home Alone behind-the-scenes trivia, mythical creature debates, conspiracy corner (space/ocean/aliens), and the legendary YDEK merch beef.

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• 0:02 Intro – 1-year anniversary + remastered Rewind setup

• 1:05 Off-key carols + “we’re live” energy

• 2:31 “Christmas is just another day” argument + holiday takes

• 3:08 Christmas dinner carb overload + ham vs turkey debate

• 4:38 Arizona tea can-opening contest (serious business)

• 5:08 Shopping lines + “why are stores still packed?”

• 6:21 Sunglasses talk + outlet steals vs expensive pairs

• 8:27 Beard talk + winter rules

• 9:31 “Why do we look so wide?” + Christmas spirit rating

• 11:06 Wrapping gifts vs gift bags debate

• 12:59 Jersey talk + Eagles pain

• 14:17 Snowballs, Bills Mafia, and fanbase hate list

• 18:18 Mythical creatures draft: Santa vs Tooth Fairy vs Easter Bunny

• 20:20 Bigfoot vs Nessie + “hooking up the Nessie” 💀

• 23:18 The Great Emu War (Australia took an L)

• 28:38 Cue the music (Wii Sports / Mario Kart vibes)

• 32:07 YDEK Fact: Home Alone interior filmed in a gym

• 35:08 Celeb/random tangents + sneaker talk

• 37:45 Van/vehicle talk + “just buy a 15-passenger”

• 39:32 Scrap + pallets = side hustle business plan

• 46:23 Would you rather: Space vs Mariana Trench

• 48:41 Conspiracy corner opens (firmament, moon, etc.)

• 54:49 Aliens discussion (fallen angels/demons angle)

• 55:21 Genesis 11:6 + Tower of Babel talk

• 57:47 Drone/Project Blue Beam talk

• 1:03:37 Fast food draft: Wendy’s vs Five Guys vs Cookout

• 1:04:08 Merch beef: “Why are hosts paying for hoodies?”

• 1:07:01 Reading the Bible in chronological order

• 1:16:16 Closing Merry Christmas + gift shoutouts

• 1:18:35 Jesus shoutout + wrap-up + Tuesday drop talk

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This Christmas episode goes completely off the rails. The guys kick things off with a dark holiday story that immediately spirals into confusion, bad jokes, and disbelief, setting the tone for a chaotic night. From there, the conversation jumps into the negative sides of Christmas—shopping traffic, forced family events, cold weather, and the stress that somehow replaces peace every December.

Things only get wilder as the crew absolutely roasts Hallmark movies, debates whether The Polar Express is secretly a horror film, and riffs on classic Christmas movies, nostalgia, and unrealistic holiday expectations. A “Grinds My Gears” holiday edition follows, covering everything from high beams and bad drivers to dentist visits and phone addiction.

The episode wraps with a cookie taste test, wild tangents, and a full-blown Christmas trivia showdown that somehow becomes just as unhinged as the rest of the night. Loud, messy, and nonstop laughs—this might be the most chaotic Christmas episode yet.

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0:00 – Cold open: The Santa Murders (dark Christmas story)
1:28 – Welcome back + immediate chaos reaction
3:18 – Holiday negatives begin (flamethrower jokes, bad wording, regret)
5:17 – Looking up the “flamethrower” + realizing how insane the story is
7:11 – Christmas shopping & traffic stories
10:44 – Serious moment: why Christmas can be hard for people
12:51 – Christmas movies talk (Miracle on 34th Street, Christmas Vacation)
13:31 – Hallmark movies absolutely roasted
17:31 – Amish Hallmark movie tangent (Lancaster edition)
20:55 – Cold weather complaints & holiday flavors
24:28 – Christmas cards rant & forced photos
32:10 – Grinds My Gears: Holiday Edition (high beams, dentists, phones)
38:01 – Cookie taste test (bacon chocolate chip chaos)
41:08 – Grinch, Dr. Seuss & Alice in Wonderland spiral
43:15 – Polar Express is secretly a horror movie
47:59 – Christmas trivia showdown begins
1:05:02 – Christmas Vacation trivia cameo & final chaos
1:06:50 – Flamethrower callback + chaotic wrap-up
1:07:09 – Outro

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In this festive Christmas episode of Y’all Don’t Even Know, the guys dive headfirst into holiday chaos, nostalgia, and completely unhinged conversations. The episode kicks off with energy drink taste tests (including limited-edition winter flavors), quickly spiraling into debates over the best Christmas music (with strong opinions on Michael Bublé, Sinatra, and questionable collabs).

From there, the crew tackles the most important Christmas questions:What is the official Christmas dessert? Sugar cookies, Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakes, fudge, raisin bread, and questionable milkshake experiments all make appearances. Peppermint vs. pumpkin spice sparks heated debate, and cookie baking turns into accusations, rivalries, and Gordon Ramsay impressions.

Midway through, the tone shifts into holiday nostalgia, family traditions, and what Christmas feels like as you get older—covering Santa Claus, when the magic fades, and whether Santa helps or hurts the meaning of the season. The conversation unexpectedly dives into Christmas lore, including Saint Nicholas, Krampus, ancient traditions, and how Christmas became commercialized in America.

The back half of the episode turns fully chaotic with a running gag about what Santa would taste like if he were made of desserts (spoiler: candy cane arms, hot chocolate torso, carrot fingers, Reese’s Tree leg), followed by an extremely difficult Christmas trivia showdown. Questions range from Christmas movies and songs to bizarre global traditions—like KFC Christmas dinners in Japan, roller-skating to mass in Venezuela, and the terrifying Icelandic Yule Cat.

The episode wraps with laughs, confusion, inside jokes, and a promise to literally eat Santa next episode, making this another classic YDEK holiday hang—equal parts comedy, trivia, nostalgia, and total derailment.

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Chapters

00:00 Christmas Kickoff: Energy and Excitement

03:16 Christmas Music: The Soundtrack of the Season

10:50 Baking Traditions: Cookies and Desserts

15:36 Christmas Feelings: Warmth and Nostalgia

29:34 Global Christmas: Celebrations Around the World

32:21 Adventures in Alaska and Beyond

34:30 The Commercialization of Christmas

35:50 What Would Santa Taste Like?

41:26 Christmas Trivia Challenge

55:42 Oddball Christmas Traditions

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In Episode 25 of Y’all Don’t Even Know, Justin and the boys — Kale, Tito, Marcus, and Jake — kick off Christmas season with a chaotic, hilarious hangout full of holiday hot takes and nostalgia. They start by ranking their favorite Christmas songs (with passionate defenses of Mariah Carey, Michael Bublé, Bing Crosby, and Josh Groban), then move into must-watch Christmas movies like Christmas Vacation, Elf, The Polar Express, and the old-school classics. The crew swaps childhood traditions and family stories, from monkey bread and Grammy’s house to real Christmas trees, light displays, Toys “R” Us memories, and the death of real Black Friday chaos. They also shout out Angel Tree Farms, a local donation-based Christmas tree charity in the Lehigh Valley, before ending with an absolutely unhinged round of Christmas trivia that exposes just how little they actually know. It’s loud, nostalgic, a little off the rails, and very YDEK.

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00:00 Holiday Spirit and Traditions

01:11 Ranking Christmas Music

03:00 Nostalgic Christmas Songs

06:00 Top Christmas Songs Discussion

12:02 Honorable Mentions and Fun Facts

18:03 Transition to Christmas Movies

18:59 Top Christmas Movies Discussion

25:10 The Evolution of Christmas Movies

27:59 Family Christmas Traditions

32:31 Decorating the Christmas Tree

34:48 The Joy of Christmas Lights

42:55 The Nostalgia of Christmas Shopping

45:02 Memorable and Unforgettable Gifts

52:03 Casual Conversations and Holiday Spirit

53:00 Christmas Trivia Challenge Begins

54:40 Engaging in Christmas Trivia

56:00 Fun and Games: Christmas Trivia Continues

58:01 Christmas Movie and Song Trivia

59:59 Wrapping Up the Trivia Challenge

01:02:00 Final Questions and Closing Thoughts

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In this Thanksgiving podcast special, the YDEK crew digs into why Thanksgiving feels overlooked, shares what they’re thankful for, and debates classic Thanksgiving dinner foods—from turkey and stuffing to the weirdest family recipes. The guys also deliver full NFL Thanksgiving Day predictions and break down Lions vs Packers, Cowboys vs Chiefs, and Ravens vs Bengals. A perfect mix of comedy, holiday talk, and football analysis.

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00:00 Thanksgiving Reflections

06:00 Gratitude and Thankfulness

12:56 Thanksgiving Traditions and Food

20:00 Football and Thanksgiving Day Games

36:03 Previewing Thanksgiving Day Matchups

48:58 Eagles vs. Bears Showdown

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This week, the full YDEK table is back—and we’re tackling everything from seasonal burnout to the pressures of modern sports. The episode opens light with Christmas stress, shopping disasters, and holiday rants… but then shifts into deeper territory.

We talk about the rising mental-health struggles in professional athletes, the tragedy of players who seem fine one week and break the next, the insane injuries happening across leagues, and why sports betting is changing the game—for better and worse. Mixed into the serious conversation is the usual YDEK comedy, mic malfunctions, AI conspiracies, and a healthy dose of chaos.

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Chapters

00:00 Holiday Greetings and Introductions

03:56 Seasonal Stress and Shopping Challenges

06:55 Family Dynamics and Emotional Strain

09:48 The Impact of Online Shopping

12:38 Managing Thanksgiving Stress

15:36 AI Voices and Social Media Trends

20:47 The Mental Health Crisis in Sports

28:06 The Impact of Injuries on Athletes

33:29 The Role of Sports Betting in Modern Athletics

41:09 The Globalization of Baseball and Its Effects

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Christmas, holiday stress, shopping, family dynamics, mental health, sports injuries, sports betting, analytics, retail stress, cultural shifts

It’s a duo night with Markus and Cale as the rest of the YDEK crew takes a raincheck. But don’t worry — the chaos continues when Swat drops in!

In this fall-flavored episode:
🍩 We debate apple cider donuts and pumpkin spice season
🧠 Talk AI-generated YouTube videos and fake comment bots
🌅 Discuss why waking up at 7AM isn’t early (deal with it)
🦌 Jake drops in with a full-on deer hunting story — 200+ lbs down!
💀 Explore conspiracy theories, zombie viruses, brain chips, and MrBeast’s new bank
🍏 Review Monster Energy’s “Bad Apple” — is it worth the hype?

All that plus sleep habits, outdoor work vibes, and some questionable merch ideas.

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Timestamps:
00:00 – Welcome to YDEK #22
01:15 – Shoutout to Narv + Where is Everyone?!
03:00 – Grind Our Gears: Unanswered Texts & Bad Communication
06:30 – Fall Vibes, Apple Cider & Donuts Debate
10:20 – Planting Pumpkins vs. Paying $20
14:00 – YouTube AI & Fake Comments
18:00 – MrBeast Bank & Brain Chips??
22:30 – Morning Routine Hot Takes (7AM is NOT early)
26:00 – Jake's Hunting Story: Buck Down!
35:00 – Deer Rut Smell Explained 🤢
41:00 – Monster Energy’s “Bad Apple” Review
47:00 – Cold Weather = Coffee Season
52:00 – Christmas Brain & Winter Work Ethic
54:30 – Merch Talk + Jake’s Face on a Shirt?!

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From cereal debates to deer guts and everything in between, the crew is back with another chaotic, hilarious ride through the random corners of life. This week, we’re talking hunting season highs and lows, nostalgic mall memories that now feel straight-up dystopian, and the bucket list dreams we still want to cross off before we “kick the bucket.”
It’s the ultimate mix of comedy, chaos, and real talk — with a few philosophical detours into the cost of living, conspiracy rabbit holes, and why adulting feels harder (and more expensive) than ever.

🎯 In This Episode:

🦌 Hunting season stories, deer gut disasters, and treestand snack debates

🥣 “Cereal Wars”: off-brand favorites and breakfast betrayals

🏙️ Empty malls, lost nostalgia, and why everything feels weird now

💸 Inflation rants, Wawa hoagies, and the struggle to afford life in 2025

🪵 Bucket list dreams, Appalachian Trail adventures & Bigfoot jokes

🧠 Politics, social media, and conspiracy tangents you didn’t see coming. It’s messy. It’s ridiculous. It’s YDEK. Welcome to another episode where we make sense of absolutely nothing — and have a blast doing it.

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Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Food Talk

03:01 Hunting Snacks and Experiences

06:02 Hunting Techniques and Strategies

09:00 Financial Struggles and Economic Discussion

18:02 Bucket List Dreams and Aspirations

27:10 The Dystopian Mall Experience

29:35 Reflections on Chernobyl and Radiation

32:29 Medical Procedures and Personal Anecdotes

35:08 Top Three Lists and Lighthearted Banter

39:40 Politics and Current Events Discussion

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In this episode, the hosts discuss various topics including the assassination of Charlie Kirk, the implications of freedom of speech, and conspiracy theories surrounding 9/11. They reflect on the impact of Kirk's work and the societal reactions to his death, as well as delve into the nature of assassinations and their historical context. The conversation also touches on the broader implications of government actions and public perception in the wake of tragic events.