The Yearbook

The Orange is ordered to stay at home.

Key Players: Georgia Southern Football, Candy, Georgetown Football, NFL, Paul Tagliabue, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, NFL Draft, UMass Football, Los Angeles Wildcats, Peanut Butter, XFL, Burger King 

And where did this can come from? 

Key Players: Ronn Reynolds, "The Scheme", Wavy Pringles, Sidd Finch, Wavy Lay's, NFL, Collective Bargaining Agreement, 1994 Minnesota Vikings, Louisville Men's Basketball, Men's College Basketball, 1986 New York Mets, Iona College Men's Basketball, Rick Pitino, Diet Coke

Plus Minnesota. There's still time for Miami Heat II to come true. Or is there?

Key Players: Los Angeles Rams, Zach Parise, Minnesota Wild, Carson Meyer, "The September Issue", Washington Capitals, Zoe Kazan, Los Angeles Wildcats, "The Nice Guys", In-N-Out Burger, NHL, XFL, Vogue Magazine, St. Louis Blues, Miami Heat, Ryan Suter, NFL, McDonald's, Fascinating

The Terminator lost, will Rick Pitino?  

Key Players: The Terminator, Rick Pitino, Iona College Men's Basketball, Siena College Men's Basketball, Saint Peter's University Men's Basketball, Quinnipiac Men's Basketball, May 22, Metro-Atlantic Athletic Conference, MAAC, Penn State Men's Basketball, Abilene Christian Men's Basketball, Monmouth Men's Basketball, Marist College Men's Basketball, Dayton Men's Basketball, Murray State Men's Basketball, Gardner-Webb Men's Basketball, Saint Mary's Men's Basketball, Jim Calhoun, UTEP Men's Basketball, San Diego State Men's Basketball, Hofstra University Men's Basketball, Kirby Smart, Gus Malzahn, Ed Orgeron, Nick Saban, HBO, Jimbo Fisher, Dan Mullen, University of San Francisco

Even a "Best Of Times"-type rematch wouldn't be a satisfying end to this college basketball season.

Key Players: Hartford Men's Basketball, Maine Men's Basketball, New Hampshire Men's Basketball, Youngstown State Men's Basketball, Grambling State Men's Basketball, Iowa Softball, Western Illinois Men's Basketball, Georgia Women's Basketball, University of Texas-Rio Grande Valley Men's Basketball, Edniesha Curry, The Citadel Men's Basketball, Dartmouth Football, Air Force Football, "The Best Of Times", St. Francis (NY) Men's Basketball, William & Mary Men's Basketball, Texas Rangers, Big Ten Conference, Virginia Football

Did the New York Public Library inspire a team name? Unfortunately, probably not.

Key Players: Los Angeles Wildcats, USFL, University of Texas Rio Grande Valley, XFL, XFL, Seattle Dragons, UTEP Football, WFL, Maniax, Demons, Rage, Extreme, Drexel University, University of Alabama Birmingham Football, Gotham Rogues, The New York Public Library, Louisiana-Lafayette Football, Patience & Fortitude Lions, Edniesha Curry, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, "New York Times", Tulsa Roughnecks, Katie Sowers, SUNY-Cortland, Burger King, McDonald's 

Twin cities St. Petersburg and Tampa in the same episode, for different reasons, completely coincidentally.  

Key Players: IndyCar, Houston Astros, Sign Stealing, St. Petersburg-Florida, Aaron Boone

At least the Reds are part of the same small club. 

Key Players: Major League Baseball, "Boston Globe", "Gladiator" Podcast, Chicago Cubs, Arizona Diamondbacks, Oakland Athletics, Cincinnati Reds, Tampa Bay Rays, Pittsburgh Pirates, Texas Rangers, Baltimore Orioles, Digital Speed Limit Signs, Aaron Hernandez, FX, Cleveland Indians, San Diego Padres, The Internet, "The Rookie"

Also in this edition...not a big birthday guy.

Key Players: Andy Reid, Kansas City Chiefs, San Francisco 49ers, Larry David, "The Weekly", "The New York Times", Kurt Warner, Super Bowl, Houston Astros, University of Iowa Football, The 2021 Oscars, Tom Brady

Good thing someone was taping Brianna Decker. And can Demi bet on herself?

Key Players: Tricia, Women's Hockey, National Hockey League, NHL, San Francisco 49ers, Kansas City Chiefs, Demi Lovato, That Thing Your Brain Does With Putting Songs In Your Head, Super Bowl, Kyle Shanahan, Andy Reid, Brianna Decker, Super Bowl Tornado Watch, Kent State Football, LiMu Emu & Doug