The Yearbook

Entertainment and goal-scoring have changed a lot, but they also haven't.  

Key Players: Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins, American Hockey League, AHL, Andrei Svechnikov, Bill Armstrong, Rob Schremp, New Jersey Devils, Albany River Rats, Aaron Hernandez, The Boston Globe, Netflix, Discovery ID, Carolina Hurricanes, University of Florida Football, "D2: The Mighty Ducks", Spotlight, L.L. Bean, NCAA Lacrosse

As with so many college coaches, rules got in the way of our enjoyment of an MLB manager.

Key Players: Jake Kumerow, Alex Cora, Green Bay Packers, Matt LaFleur, Mike McCarthy, 1996 Florida Football, Dallas Cowboys, Houston Astros, Nick Bosa, Joey Bosa, Gabe Kapler, Joe Girardi, Boston Red Sox, Kansas City Chiefs, FanGraphs, New York Mets, 1996 Green Bay Packers, Philadelphia Phillies, brothers, cousins, "The Untouchables", Joe Maddon, "Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker", Steve Spurrier

Ohio State lost, but was no stereotype.

Key Players: Louisville Men's Basketball, Reno Bighorns, Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins, North Central Football, Continental Basketball Association, Casey DeSmith, "1917", West Florida Football, Ohio State Football, "Frozen 2", Pittsburgh Pirates, James Madison Football, "Saving Private Ryan", Kyle Rudolph, North Dakota State Football, New Orleans Saints, CBA, Minnesota Vikings

You know what not qualifying for the playoffs means.

Key Players: Aaron Rodgers' Agent From Those Commercials, New Mexico State Football, New Mexico State Basketball, Nebraska Football, Reno, Von Miller, "Moneyball", Troy Fumagali, Toronto Blue Jays, Robert Tonyan, Garrett Boles, Minor League Baseball, John Elway, "The Blind Side", Oakland Athletics, "Hard Knocks", HBO, Tom Brady, Mike Piazza, NORAD Santa Tracker

The underrated story of the year. 

Key Players: Tristan Jarry, Marketplace, Kent State Football, Casey DeSmith, Cars As Christmas Presents, "The Office", Golden State Warriors, Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins, IndyCar, Coach Sean Lewis, Mark Stevens, Pittsburgh Penguins, Julian Edelman, Scott Dixon

Best personal shopper ever. 

Key Players: Isaiah Rodgers, NBA, West Virginia Power, Sean McVay, Billings Mustangs, Walt Bell, Rock City Hurricanes, New York Knicks, Matt LaFleur, Halo, St. Francis Brooklyn Men's Basketball, Massachusetts Football, Unique McLean, Salem-Keizer Volcanoes, Alabama Football, Freddie Kitchens, Pac Man, Hallmark Christmas Movies, Lifetime Christmas Movies, MLB, Jackson Generals, Cuphead, Martin Mangram

This sportscast should be played with "Heroes Of War" by David Robidoux.

Key Players: Jon Gruden, Jordan Jefferson, Jackson State Football, UC-Davis Football, Oakland Raiders, Clemson Football, Jacksonville State Football, Mensa, Texas Football, Mike Mayock, Green Bay Packers, Georgia Football, Yale Football, Rhodes Scholarship, NBC, North Dakota State Football, Youngstown State Football, Matt Damon

How long a suspension is too long for an incident that went too far?

Key Players: Ford V. Ferrari, Myles Garrett, Mason Rudolph, NHL, Cleveland Browns, Pittsburgh Steelers, Netflix, Juan Marichal, John Roseboro, Pierre Turgeon, Dale Hunter, IndyCar Movie

Looks like these players picked the wrong year to dominate the NWSL.

Key Players: Kailen Sheridan, Debinha, National Women's Soccer League, NWSL, Te'Vailance Hunt, TCU Football, Jaelene Hinkle, Aubrey Bledsoe, Casey Murphy, Dremel Moto Tool, Lynn Williams, ESPN SportsCenter Top 10, Twins, Prom

Names like Jim Dray and Cuphead.

Key Players: Keisha, Jim Dray, Cuphead, Mia Freedman, Thora Birch, Thora, James Campen, Saoirse Ronan, Saoirse, Texas Rangers, Keith Jackson, Cleveland Browns, Fun Size, Washington Nationals, Halloween