We read the second half of The Ellimist Chronicles, which is made up of 'Second Life' and 'Third Life'. In this part, the Ellimist goes through a few things and changes a little. We discuss exactly how many lives there are, alien birth control methods, the science of black holes, and the death of Grogu.

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We read the first section of The Ellimist Chronicles, 'First Life'. In this part, the Ellimist gives us a tour of his hometown. We discuss the true heart of a gamer, whether or not things are sexist, four-effing, and mones.

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We read Animorphs Book 47: The Resistance. In this book, Isaiah Fitzhenry trains a group of freed slaves. We discuss the failings of Visser Two, the ability to morph clothes, and b-b-b-beaver boys.

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We read Animorphs Book 46: The Deception. In this book, Jake shows off his knowledge of fighter jets. We discuss modern geopolitics, human morph consent etiquette, and whether or not Ax should nuke Jake's house.

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We read Animorphs Book 45: The Revelation. In this book, Marco has "the talk" with his dad. We discuss father-son bonding time, what a good boy Marco is, and multiple earth shattering revelations.

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We read Animorphs Book 44: The Unexpected. In this book, Cassie ditches the gang and gets a new boy friend. We discuss racial sensitivity, the longest action scene in Animorphs history, and the return of child-led surgery.

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We read Animorphs Book 43: The Test. In this book, Tobias faces some girl trouble. We discuss devourable shoulders, Andalite grooming habits, and Hitler's love for animals.

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We read Animorphs Book 42: The Journey. In this book, Marco has some tummy troubles. We discuss the nature of portable Kandronas, rizzing up Ms. Frizzle, and what we did to deserve this.

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We read Animorphs Book 41: The Familiar. In this book, Jake's older than he's ever been, and now he's even older. We discuss pot pie chugging Taxons, our support for terrorists, and purple, kidney-shaped pedestals.

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We read Megamorphs 4: Back to Before. In this book, Jake reminisces about simpler times. We discuss timeline shenanigans, Marco and Rachel's canonical ship, and The Motherfucking Drode.

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