GUESS WHAT'S BACK, BACK AGAIN. 'What's an Offside?', tell a friend. No seriously, tell your friends...

Div kids at school copying your style, starting a turf war with a rival podcast and the inaugural round of 'Lets Call Ian Wright'

Chris Martin from Coldplay's glittering football career, The Doctor & Rose, Pat Keane throwing his mate through a window, Dylan the football expert and underground bunkers for ambulance drivers. 

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW with a secret footballer. 

All the hits, all the big ones. 

A collection of the first 7 round up songs by our own Dylan Allcock. Listen, enjoy and then get back to the podcast. 

New week, same old shit 

You know, like Dylan's thinks something means something else. Yeah, you get it. 

Lies and deception causes a huge upset in the returning predications round!

A complete sham of an episode. George records half a pod through a tin can. Dan neglects Dylan's Poll. Dylan scores over 5000 points while finally getting to say his Dr Who fact. 

Bobby Charlton returns from beyond the grave,  £3.33 is pissed directly up the wall and Dylan picks his all time world XI.

Another week, another chance for Dylan to learn vital footballing facts. 

This week we discuss; Dan being dis-invited to Matt Ritchie's wedding, ordering nuggets and chips from a Chinese takeaway and the Vietnamese branch of 'The Hungry Horse'  

Its a Bundesliga special this week and Dylan is keen to learn all about  Fußball. This week we discuss: X Factor auditions, Trains and a call from a surprise guest.

Dylan is back and he's thirsty for more vital football knowledge. 

This is week we discuss: When we last pissed ourselves, Dylan's relation to John Barnes and which of our dads would win in a fight.