Zelda discusses her love of change, realizes that Raphael knows how to use a watch, and successfully tells off a telemarketer.

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Featuring: Justin Roth as Raphael

Zelda ponders the inevitability of death, reinvents the Magic 8 Ball, and utilizes modern technology to try and solve an art history mystery (but whatever, okay?).

Zelda brings back an old favorite segment, watches other people play old video games on the Internet, and sends Raphael for frozen yogurt (which he never actually brings her, sigh).

REBROADCAST. Live from the Eclipse Diner and Occasional Ballroom, Zelda covers the special gala fundraiser for Marvin Whitley's new video store and maybe uncovers an affair or two (but who's asking?).

LISTENER ADVISORY NOTE: This archival episode of The Zelda Roy Show references pre-Other Place events, including the start of the violent revolution that opened Delorenze to the outside world. Listener discretion is advised.

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(Guest voices: Tony Bender as Horace Applebottom, and Rachel Smith as June Lennox-Mercator.)

Zelda shares her crazy plans for the new exhibit opening at the Delorenze Museum of Modern Art, muses about strong female characters in American theatre, and calls out a repeat listener, the mysterious ChristopherWalken (not the real one... she thinks).

Zelda goes over how to deal with telemarketers, generates ideas for new game shows, and attempts to figure out the difference between a bar hop and a bar crawl (but who cares).