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1. Bloomberg website blocked in China upon corruption revealing article. 2. Italy. The arrogance is overwhelming. 3. Bruno Iksil: Baffle with bullshit. 4. Iran oil embargo: Oil up 9.36%. 5. German finance minister Schaeuble: no euro bond. 6. Euro summit summary. 7. Attorney General Holder no longer charged for contempt. 8. Headlines. 9. Greek bank deposits, largest monthly fall. 10. A thank you. http://www.thefinancialreality.com

1. The serious Obamacare edition. 2. I feel like absolute shit. I apologise, but fuck you too. 3. Other crap I don't care about. www.thefinancialreality.com

1. Barclays charged $200 million for price manipulation. 2. Chile latest country to launch Renminbi Swaps. 3. Exciting times. Slovenia, another domino to fall. 4. Eurogroup welcome failure: Spain, Cyprus. 5. Phillip Falcone, charged with list of fraud. 6. Europe, Negative interest rate blood bath. 7. India to restrict gold. 8. US city Stockton to default. 9. Obama re-election gloom. 10. Roubini quote. www.thefinancialreality.com

1. ECB balance sheet hits €3.06 Trillion, highest in history. 2. SEC sue Philip Falcone: market manipulation, fraud. 3. Deutsche bank: recession by August end. 4. Turkish troops mobilise. 5. Italy bails out oldest bank. 6. Merkel: Nein for Euro bonds for as long as she lives. 7. Germany downgraded: AA- to A+. 8. September, the month of disaster. www.thefinancialreality.com

1. Turkey: "Syria won't go unpunished", attack seen as offensive. 2. Moody's Spanish mayhem! 3. Financials survive nuclear fallout. Extreme exaggeration for a bad day. 4. 2012 US election: least amount of prior “high level public service experience". 5. Obamacare supreme court ruling. 6. Spanish bailout to have restructuring conditions. 7. Cyprus call for EU aid. Greece finance minister resigns. 8. Merkel's double standards. 9. RBS technical glitch - 6th day in row. www.thefinancialreality.com

1. Syrian security forces shoot down Turkey F-4 jet. 2. Brazil and China agree on swap deal. 3. ECB eases collateral rules. 4. Spain rumour machine: From within. 5. Hollande: crazy socialist. 6. Germany beat Greece - 4:2. www.thefinancialreality.com

1. Moody's downgrade mayhem! 2. Goldman shout bear market. 3. European exports decline in dramatic monthly drop. 4. ECB to provide credit rating: full retard. 5. Twitter down. 6. Sneaky Greeks continue to attempt austerity evasion. 7. Disaster. Priced. www.thefinancialreality.com

1. Bernanke to continue Operation twist through 2012. 2. Greek New democracy party form coalition. 3. No 'semi-bailout' for Italy. 4. German's accuse U.S. of hypocrisy. 5. Eric Holder, contempt of congress, Obama executive privilege on Dream act backfires. 6. Krugman quote: Dick head of the hour. www.thefinancialreality.com