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1. Spain. Dead. Pleads for EU cash. 2. The Germans are dicks. 3. Beijing: 50% more vacant housing than all of U.S. 4. Gold to $2200 an ounce? 5. Moody's downgrades, again. 6. I am in the shittest mood right now so please FU*K OFF. www.thefinacialreality.com

1. Benmosche: Retirement age to 70/80. 2. Food stamp recipients hit all time high. 3. Germany sells six nuclear capable submarine to Isreal. 4. Merkel conference summary: nothing. 5. Obama to buy "thingamajig". 6. Italian and Spanish funding requirements higher than IMF, EFSF and ESM combined. 7. CDS: 60% drop in US financials. 8. China purchase 100 tons of gold in April from Hong Kong. 9. FB down 40%. LOL. www.thefinancialreality.com

Nothing to worry about yet! Just thought I might let you know in advance! Will tell you more details in the coming weeks, and simple instructions to get more of the daily round up you love! www.thefinancialreality.com

1. President Obama ordered wave of cyberattacks against Iran. 2. NFP employment 81,000 miss. Very bad. 3. The Chinese Bank Run. 4. JP cut Q3 GDP forecast. 5. Romney vs Obama donation contributions. 6. Reade's suicidal market update. 7. Read Zero hedge "The End Game" article. www.thefinancialreality.com

1. Student loan delinquency near peak crisis highs. 2. Goldman job application pool biggest ever. 3. IMF: Contingency for Spain. 4. 30Y > Stock market. Dafuq. 5. US 10Y record low. 6. Swiss 2Y negative rate continues. 7. Everything is down. Facebook is down (LOL). 8. Bankia revoke Spiderman towel :(. www.thefinancialreality.com

1. Let’s talk Spain: Bankia is done for. Zilch. 2. South African central bank. Down with Europe. 3. Rockefeller to team up with Rothschild. Oh no. 4. IMF’s 'no tax' Lagarde. 5. Facebook down. Again. 6. Bankia’s Director: No longer EUR14 million richer. www.thefinancialreality.com

1. The Zero Hedge Quick Round Up. www.thefinancialreality.com

1. Bankia revised €41 million profit to €3.3 billion loss. 2. Italian and Spanish bond spreads break 450 bps, collateral risk. 3. PetroPlus bankruptcy to close $1.4 billion UK refinery. 4. Zombie apocalypse, man face half eaten in public, Miami. 5. Greece figures, prominent alcohol company to downsize. 6. Facebook down. 7. Chinese gold bar demand surge 51% in 2011. www.thefinancialreality.com

1. Spain, Spain, Spain. Catalonia region demands bailout. 2. ROI: The big business corruption. 3. Facebook worst large IPO performance of the decade. 4. Japanese teen band bond propaganda. 5. Bankia: another EUR4 billion of liabilities arise, up EUR15 billion. 6. Iran nuclear program higher than previously reported. 7. The case of the crazies. www.thefinancialreality.com