All things festive and some things festering in this episode. Everyone shares their tales, good and bad, of festivals (mostly bad) and the boys unveil a track that's as catchy as syphilis.

In this episode, James takes us through the burden of his hair and how he survived childhood, Chris spots some holes in Mark's scientific understandings and Mark floats the possibility of a brand new, and very irresponsible new cooking segment.

In this inaugural episode we learn why Mark always arrives at his destination slightly damp, how James responds to a mid-air emergency and about some of Chris' terrifyingly weird theories.