What rituals, if any, do you observe during the days leading into Halloween? Professor Forever recalls the days when haunted attractions were more dangerous and personal.

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What is your favorite sense? What would you do with a whopping amount of money? Did you ever play Be a Piece of Cheese? Professor Forever answers these questions and imagines new possible careers.

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Professor Forever rants about capitalism, the meaning of art, and creative ebb and flow. 

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You don’t have to love your relatives—-but sometimes you’d love them even if you never knew them. Professor Forever would like to introduce a relative whose integrity is beyond that of many. 

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Professor Forever is now retired. She explains how retirement is changing her and how those changes feel familiar. 

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Sometimes, it’s good to get back into a classroom. If you want to learn to use complex punctuation via a few dramatic moves, Professor Forever thinks this particular episode is for you. 

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Only when in a place of self-healing can patterns of romantic disasters emerge. In this episode, Professor Forever brings to you a metaphor about break-ups that always includes a baby—a break-up baby. 

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Professor Forever returns to her long, roundabout days of driving and delivering comedic bits of Chicago history. One day, a joke warped into reality. 

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Sometimes being a different size can mean you have opportunities for growth that others don’t have. In this episode, Professor Forever reveals some of these, and also coins the term “grandma allowance.” 

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What qualities make a great friend to you? Professor Forever treasures great friendships, but one friendship rises above the rest. Meet Tom.

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