This episode looks at the recent floods across the globe.

Frogbit goes on an out of control rant about bargain buckets.

We look at the special powers of plants and ask, do they have consciousness?

We look at gay lions and closet christians

Frogbit acts quite sensible and informative for once as wifie demands to come on the show because she had heard bad things about his behaviour and language.

This episode focuses of the ability of trees to communicate. Go to thefrogbitblog.com website for information on the author and researchers referenced.

He also discusses keeping rescue chickens as pets with wifie.

Wifie divulges her internet romps with Neil de Grasse Tyson and her skills in cooking pot noodles, but with a twist.

In this episode Chris discovers the musical elephants of Thailand.

He doesn't much discuss Chris Packham because he's like, sooooo over him.

He discusses issues around e-bikes and biking in general.

He introduces us to 'the back alley test' of choosing childrens names.

He discovers his mother was awarded a certificate for punching drowning children.

His podcast is interrupted by a neighbour wanting apples from his tree.

and other such nonsense thinly disguised as 'green issues'- light on facts, heavy on guesswork

In this episode , Chris gets all emotional during his apology to Chris Packham.

He discusses the obsession with manicured, green lawns.

He asks, is there such thing as wildflower-a-phobia?

He tells drug dealers how to do their jobs properly.

He explains nominative determinism after spending ages learning how to say it properly

He divulges how his wish for more bees at his home came true when thousands of them poured down his chimney

oh...and he occassionally makes stuff up about wildlife

In this episode , Chris once again messes up his apology to Chris Packham and ends up going on an out of control rant.

He also messes up his apology to the people of Liverpool and to the reputation of the Neanderthals.

He apologises to the whole world for last episodes' childish and purile discussion on weeing outdoors.

He also insults the other Attenborough, Richard and now awaits another angry letter from lawyers

This week he has a rant about cats, noisy children and people using phones in the woods (before explaining that he does so himself)

Oh and he also looks at wild birds: feeding and weird habits

He swears a lot , makes stuff up and occasionally gives us the odd fact

In this epsode, Chris turns into an eco shock jock, he shows off his non -expert views by making stuff up about nature

He once again has to apologise to Chris Packham for mocking his 1980's fashion tastes

He also has to apologise to Sir David Attenborough, the people of Blackpool, the Northern Irish and water beetles

He discusses wild planting , the obsession with tidy gardens, Lambrini drinkers, floppy plants, the inventor of the name 'foxglove', green garderners apologising to their weeds and a friday night spent looking up hedgehog poo on the internet

He also brings up the contentious issue of when is it okay to wee outdoors. When is wild weeing acceptable? Do all the outdoor nature presenters wild wee or do they get provided with portaloos?

A lighthearted look at wildlife ponds that contains some help, none of it expert, most of it just made up stuff that you might hear down the pub, if there still was any pubs left. Oh yeah and some swearing and insulting famous wildlife celebrities