thehorn

Michael Flynn's no-good, rotten, awful, very bad day. Fox gets everything wrong about Flynn (isn't this supposed to be a breaking news program?), Josh Bernstein (who?!) expects Mueller, Clinton, Obama, et al. to be arrested any day now. Dick Land says Trump is "a genetic marvel." 

The travails of Paul Ryan; pretending Trump is the be-all and end-all of our problems when it's actually the Republican Party over the last couple or three generations. Lettuce not speculate whether cauliflower is safe to eat. Russian bots with a sense of humor. 

Zaniness! Merriment! Melanoma's Blonde Ambition! Is Julius Geezer the Tweaker-in-Chief? Trump Admin blames little girl for dying of thirst. How the heck do you get to West Virginia? Requiem for lost children.

Republican economist leads double life. Set the WAYBAC Machine to 2002. West Virginia judge thinks he's a priest. BombThreat Thursday comes not just to America, but to Appalachia, too. Little racists are made, not born. Julius Geezer is a speed freak. 

What to give for an eighth anniversary. Apostle Creed: wasn't that the guy who fought Rocky? Muslim women to bring Sharia law to Congress in their heeeee-jobs! Whorrrrrre of Babylon! 

Titanic Tuesday! Julius Geezer's Big Oval Office Wrasslin' Match. FoxNooz tells the MAGATS that Chlamydia Claudius didn't say what he said. More fun with impeachment. And butt whistles!

Smocking morans! Coal-fried morans! Saudi, Russian, and Kuwaiti morans! 

Friday on the Front Porch. Julius Geezer is confirmed as an unindicted co-conspirator. Cohen will likely go away for years. Manafort has lied his way into a life behind bars. A Nazi gets convicted.

Thorns in the Side! Joe Manchin angles for coal. Jesse Lee Peterson says the Civil Rights Movement was immoral. Julius Geezer gets his shorts starched by an undocumented immigrant.

Evilgelicals decry Hannukah. Catholic News Service forgets history at Hannukah. Trump forgets how to read (if he ever much knew).

The return of the inimitable, irrepressible Dan Fisher.