Jason ruins painting and the environment while Steve ruins murals featuring ducks and male genitalia.

Jason ruins eating unless the situation is just right and Neil deGrasse Tyson (if he wasn't already marked on your bingo card).

Steve ruins both plates and bowls simultaneously, rats ruin Steve's prized blate (no, that's not a typo), and Steve's dad ruins his chances of having a girlfriend as a youth.

Jason ruins the trip to school with his earbuds that make the kids magically disappear, as well as casual trips to get fast food by forgetting his mask. Steve ruins his wife's love for talking with him and Jason's happy marriage with the promise of a betrothed who loves Taco Bell.

Steve ruins our chances of having a new episode by vacationing with his family, so we present our first clip show! Sophomores ruin their comprehension of the human digestive system, the Bloods and the Crips ruin the woods of Idaho, teens ruin sumo, and adults ruin life for misunderstood youth. It's all very funny, I assure you.

Steve ruins movie night for his daughter, along with otherwise wholesome movies like Ratatouille and The Little Mermaid, while Jason ruins his daughter's chances of ever getting out of bed before morning again.

Steve ruins walking by mirrors for his wife and high school for his abnormally bootylicious crew. Jason ruins musclegazing for his wife and life in general for the pretty girls in high school and college.

Steve ruins a Foods of the World Buffet and his wife forces him to do a Taco Bell walk of shame. Jason had bananas ruined for him while garlic just straight ruins him.

(WARNING: NSFW) Jason ruins The Big Hurt with surprise genitalia mentions and press conferences, probably (don't know, never been). Steve ruins all manner of patties (burger, square, Peppermint) and Big Judd's chances of killing all the college-aged kids in town with heart disease.

Steve ruins driving stick and the dream of having truck dogs while Jason ruins his dad's unconditional love and the end of the podcast.