There Can Be Only One

Two movies titled Tag enter, only one will leave (with that title) as Herman "OmegaPrime" Davis and Robert Rau watch a bunch of grown men chase each other, a bunch of grown men chase Linda Hamilton, and the Japanese get really weird to determine which should be called Tag.

Two movies titled The Prowler enter, only one will leave (with that title) as Herman "OmegaPrime" Davis and Robert Rau watch a '50s noir movie ghost-penned by Dalton Trumbo — and a killer who really hates dances — to determine which should be called The Prowler.

Two movies titled Brain Dead enter, only one will leave (with that title) as Herman "OmegaPrime" Davis, Joseph "Joey" Patton, and Robert Rau watch a Roger Corman horror flick with Bill Paxton and Bill Pullman — and the bloodiest movie ever made, courtesy of Peter Jackson — to determine which should be called Brain Dead.

Three movies titled Crime Wave enter, only one will leave (with that title) as Herman "OmegaPrime" Davis, Joseph "Joey" Patton, and Robert Rau watch a movie Sam Raimi disowned, a steamy noir flick from the '50s, and one of Canada's finest comedies to determine which should be called Crime Wave.

Two movies titled Solo enter, only one will leave (with that title) as Herman "OmegaPrime" Davis and Robert Rau watch Disney squeeze more money out of the Star Wars franchise — and Mario Van Peebles be the most charismatic murder machine — to determine which should be called Solo.

Two movies titled Tully enter, only one will leave (with that title) as Herman "OmegaPrime" Davis and Robert Rau watch Charlize Theron battle with getting old — and an indie movie battle with unnecessary obscurity — to determine which should be called Tully.

Two movies titled Breaking In enter, only one will leave (with that title) as Herman "OmegaPrime" Davis and Robert Rau watch Gabrielle Union insist we must protect this house (and kids) — and Burt Reynolds pass along his burgling skills to a younger generation — to determine which should be called Breaking In.

Two movies titled Manhunt enter, only one will leave (with that title) as Herman "OmegaPrime" Davis and Robert Rau watch the latest John Woo action extravaganza — and a Fritz Lang film about trying to kill Hitler — to determine which should be called Manhunt.

Two movies titled Isle of Dogs enter, only one will leave (with that title) as Herman "OmegaPrime" Davis and Robert Rau watch the latest Wes Anderson movie — and a terrible British mob film — to determine which should be called Isle of Dogs.

Two movies titled Rampage enter, only one will leave (with that title) as Herman "OmegaPrime" Davis and Robert Rau watch The Rock be the fourth largest thing in a movie — and director Uwe Boll pitch a fit about not being special — to determine which should be called Rampage.