Its beeeen, one week…Cody tells us how he probably already lost his brand new job. Dylan reaches into his bottomless pit of embarrassing stories for a real doozy. Cody brings us an article about a woman from the UK that had an interesting experience with a bath bomb. Dylan brings us an article about Norwegian woman with an…interesting skill set.

This week, on the shortest episode yet, Dylan screws up the intro. Cody tells a painful story. Dylan “Michael Jackson” Austin, tells a story that is slightly embarrassing, but super awesome. Cody serves up the second ever, listener submitted article. And Dylan brings mythology to life with his news story. 

This week, your hosts come together in exactly the same location, for a super special episode. #itslivebutnotlive. Cody delivers a story of sweet, sweet justice. Dylan delivers an almost rib breaking story. Cody shares the most relevant, and truly important article that the podcast has ever seen. And Dylan shares a special article from the most amazing place in the world for the third week in a row. You guessed it. Buckle up, folks! It’s gonna get….well it’s gonna be about the same amount of crazy. 

This week, Cody doesn’t have a story *big surprise*. But, he does speak from the heart. Dylan tells us about his wonderful, glorious, and unappetizing joy ride on his new Morton-cycle. Cody tells us about the retiree from the UK, that had a little help cleaning up his workbench. Cody almost dies from laughing. Dylan blesses us with his version of “Pony”. Then, once again, Dylan tells us about the strange and mysterious land of Florida. 

This week, Cody tells the story of how he tried to go to Burger King. Dylan gets in a crappy, and stinky situation. Cody intrigues us with a serious, but interesting news story. Lastly, Dylan brings balance to the podcast with another stinky, but hilarious news story about the worst possible kind of bullying.