What else is new...? Kozy being pissed off about his own choices? You guessed it!! Join us as we tells us why! OCB! Then find out what the best way to get sick is! if there even is one! NPR! And to finish it off, lets get thirsty, or I guess quench our thirst with a Coke Freestyle Draft! And remember, throw all of Kozy's choices in the garbage! (Richie hasnt forgotten what he said...) IBC! Enjoy this tasteful episode that we have ZERO affiliation with anything, and apparently like to promote everything free of charge! Does that make us charitable?

Welcome to this magnificent episode of this marvelous podcast! We join Richie, Kris and Kozy (hes last cuz Richie is the producer and still hasn't forgiven him for the things he said) on a journey back in time! Back to when phones were unique! We also talk poop. Not towards each other like last episode, just in general! And finally, this is part 1 of 3 or 4... Chat GPT hooks us up with a royal rumble of sorts based on video game characters we draft today! Stay tuned as we update you all with how the fight goes!!

We here at There's No Fixin' The Butter Production team would just like to announce that Kozy LOATHES Richie.. With that being send, learn how to send a cute little voice video from most likely a C-rated actor/actress, Learn the results of the superbowl for the first time (clearly none of you actually watched it) and what facts are actually true about these random sportsball players! With that being said, Richie LOATHES kozy too! Leave his lasagna habits out!!!

Math corrections, Nu-Metal, A game from Richie where Kris and Kozy give off you, DIY justice leagues and please do not forget that El Niño is Spanish for, The Niño.

Playoffs and sadness in a group kicks us off before we go and draft the Chinese takeout menu. And if you don't want to listen, just go with this as it's clearly a winner:

3 pork egg rolls

Cheese won ton

Large pork spare ribs

Qt sweet and sour chicken

Qt vegetable lo mein

Pt hot and spicy beef

General tso

You're welcome.

Buckle in, this is as long as Long Schlong Sniffer! The holidays are over, we're out of our cookie and booze haze and here to go on about coffee, fun with AI and our pal Richard K. has a game for Pooley and Kozy that goes down to THE WIRE [the end, not the TV show]. Enjoy!

This is a first for us here in the virtual world of our cast of pods! A wife got angry at our ranting! Listen in as we get deep into our "off the top" segment and you tell me if we were out of line! While you're letting us speak directly into your ears, you might as well listen to Kris and Richie try to guess the artist based on the lyrics that Kozy spits to us!

Howdy folks. Thanks for taking the time to listen to us today. This episode will be all about CHRISTMAS!!!! Kinda. That's what you're made to believe anyway! Oh yeah, we cover conspiracies too, or do we...? And Finally we get into a word I personally do not enjoy, but quite fun once we get into the game of Contrarian talk! I hope your ear holes enjoy the sweet sultry tones coming out of our mouths! ENJOY!!!

If you yelled "FORTY" while reading that, go sit in time-out and think about the person you've become. Some banter off the top, a memoriam for a real-one RIP Nutmeg, The Birthday Card and gameshow scenarios that'll make you guffaw. We travel back in time to everyones favorite outdoor concert, WOODSTOCK (someone remind me of the year) and then we close it out with some of the horniest states in the Union, guess where Humptulips is! Bye bye.

John got upset at Target and had to do that countdown thing that Carl Winslow had to do to prevent a rage stroke. We report back on our homework on a few films (Hereditary, Triangle, As Above So Below) - thoughts and many feelings were shared. To cap off the episode and before the singularity comes for us all, we had some fun with a listener request (looking at you Steve R.) which was actually a belated wedding gift where we played with AI and...hoo boy...stick around for that.