I went out with a friend the other day and he get me thinking about all the fucked up decisions I have made when it comes to men. In the long run, I think we just want to be with someone who is on your side. I'm not different. I'm actually sounded a bit nice here and said...I wasn't born bitter!

I ave been laying off the hooch and it's the worst. I'm trying to figure out things to do other then drink and that's really hard. Here are some things you WON'T see me doing while I'm on the wagon.

I seem to get mistaken for gay a lot. Maybe I'm too friendly, maybe I should stop wearing bandanas and blazers, maybe I should stop eating pussy. Just kidding....haven't done that in years. Sometimes I get mistaken for a gay lady and I'm ok with it...meah...whatever

In this episode I talk about how I really have no tolerance for people. Here are some tips for talking to the annoying people around you and getting them to realizing that they need to change. Some people are so insufferable...it makes me want to go all J.D. Salinger sometimes.

My goal of the day was to get day drunk and I achieved my goal of the day. I'm eating a popsicle on this episode and even get my email wrong. ZING!

I can't meet people when I'm drunk anymore. I can't trust my friends. They don't give me proper advice when meeting randoms at bars.

I had a stalker once. At least think he stalked me. In the days of being single, I really REALLY miss the attention of the mentally unstable.

I did something very bad. I pretended to be a Jew once. I think I wish I was. Here is a story just in time for my Jewish friends!

Now the time is coming to be gluttons so I am telling you a story about the worst Thanksgiving ever. I guess it could be worse, I could have been sober.

I let a mooch friend of mine stay on my couch and take advantage of me. It's rare buy I'm really not a monster and he was going to be homeless. He had some choice words for me after I called him out on his shit. I'm over the liars, cheaters, takers and haters. Move along.