Immortals! Suicide by science! An old premise with new ideas and explanations! Charlize punches and swings axes with the best of them in another new adaptation of a graphic novel, it's The Old Guard!

Revisit a time before orange was allowed on Fox News! Then watch a monster get toppled by the hot women he coveted! We're reviewing Charlize's 3D printed nostril plugs AND her ability react without moving her face!

If you were to meet them in real life you'd think they were a family of obsessive compulsive magicians, but fear not! They're only animated here so the effect is diminished!