Daximus, Rodrigo, and a Mexican revolutionary. Mas Tequila (Pancho didn't drink during his battles, btw)!

Hundreds of years of cock, in under an hour! Napoleon, Rasputin, and even the 15th century boys run to the yard for the Milk Snake.

Dude...I can't even believe how ridiculous this story is. How could this happen?? We feel like that's exactly what Man'ti T'eo of the New Orleans Saints must've been asking himself for years.

If you need some believability in your "true stories" to make them easier to swallow...don't even waste your time.

However, if ridiculous is your thing, come on in and sit right down for a right spell.

This time around, we examine the famous Annabel Hill debauchle, which took place sometime in the mid 80s. Spoiler: you'll be pleasantly surprised.

Rodrigo Hobbes.

Leonardo DaVinci.

Daximus Prime.

Niccolo Machiavelli.

There's a river in Italy that hasn't been stolen yet. Let's go get that

c-cksucker.

The boys review the (mostly) mythical tale of Die Glocke - The Nazi Bell.