Did you know that today, July 31st, is National Avocado Day? Neither did I. What's even more surprising–and hilariously soul crushing–is that America celebrates a plethora of unnecessary national days, such as this one. So today, we'll be finding out what ideas, vegetables, and car parts our great country finds worthy of celebration.

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