they them us and you

they them us and you

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they them us and you episodes

  • we are back from purgatory (white thumbs UP emoji)

    description: finally we see girm at another perspective other than his "Goon For Men in Blue" corner. pob took an influencer mental health break (moved) and choco has a newfound hobby called speaking up! who knew they could raise their voice over the decibles of a cow mooing? anyways.... we are back with the regularly scheduled shit and piss jokes. also christmas happened, we had an episode planned... but oops! always next year, white thumbs UP emoji.

    1 hr 27 min
  • Eating Wax, Fantasy Apocalyptic, and Pooping & Pi**ing the BED :(

    Hi sorry, we missed last week. Here we are talking about poop again for 20 minutes. You would think we had ENOUGH of poop talk but I guess not because we are wild animals that LOVE poopy butt butt talk :|Anyways choco talks about peeing their pants and becoming a hero. Girm is a coward who will leave you to die to come back and bring you back in a SICK horrific twisted way. Have you ever had a dream of peeing?? Or what's your fave post-apocalyptic fantasy!??!??!
    #lgbtqia #perfume #bedwetting
    Intro/Outro Song - https://youtu.be/oAK8HDB0ce
    Perfumes:

    https://imaginaryauthors.com/products/saint-julep?variant=30277048729677

    https://sphinxfragrances.com/products/horchata-de-vanille

    1 hr 16 min
  • The great twink revolt of 2018 + Sexy Mr Beast

    Join Choco, Pob, Ben and Girm as they discuss the interesting lore behind the Mr Beast reincarnation cycle and government-mandated twinks! Ben is simultaneously interviewing for a job at ImGaybutNoImnot Industries and choco disassociates harder than an astral projection in the wind. Who do you think was the most sane person on the podcast and where should the silly meter be for this one...

    1 hr 3 min
  • fortnite is how kids cope with divorce

    pob is back and his big mouth is bigger than ever.. girm has a

    realization about pob and death (our oomfs) that blows his brain out
    (sexually). choco and pob have a anna olson off by baking cinnamon buns
    :pray_emoji:.... pob manifests a old woman selling iphone for cheap YASS
    pob also has a RAT INFESTION?#%$&?#&%?


    1 hr 22 min
  • how i got stood up on 2 different dates in 1 month *GONE SEXUAL*

    pob quite literally cannot get pass the "meet-up" phase and gives you

    two examples why. he does charity work by hanging out with a 62 year old
    woman for 7 hours on the middle of a friday in IKEA. another instance
    of insufferability was two queens maximizing their joint slay on the
    plane (pob and a friend he met). these two queens are the same person,
    pob and his alter.


    55 min
  • 4 fruits attempt listening comprehension

    understanding that nobody in this discord call can read or write without

    the help of gr*mmarly or autocorrect, in attempts to save the lives of
    the gay people around us, we do a listening comprehension game called
    "pob reads his notes".

    1 hr 2 min

About they them us and you

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A podcast unraveling the minds of 4 people who have never successfully completed a phone call with any customer service without stress sweating in the pits, back-part-of-kneecaps and balls.