EPISODE 17

Happy Women's History Month! Join us while we discuss invisible disabilities, what they are, and how women are affected more than men. Sara has an update on the Bop It, she is a winner! Ginuwine is not just a singer, but also a pony on the loose in the Birmingham suburbs. Pantry porn is apparently racist, who knew?

EPISODE 16

Its HUMP DAY! Cancel culture is a mess and Sara may be cancelled next but not for naming her camel Tony. We are taking it back to the 90's for your weekly FMK fix and added a Would-You-Rather to the mix. Where do you draw the line on cancel culture? Can the perpetrators change for the better? We talk about how de-influencing is still just influencing. Add in some talk about celebrity influence and political views and you have yourself a podcast, ladies and gents. Oh yeah, don't forget to have an opinion, but it better not be different than mine. ;)

Help us get 1000 followers on Instagram! Share our content with your friends and family! You guys are the best!! xoxo Emily & Sara

EPISODE 15

J. Nail is back! Join us for our weekly FMK and Thicc AF News and Reviews. Tennessee bans drag shows, we discuss the latest Vanderpump Rules drama, Britney Spears, the Snookie Hair Poof and how Sara lost it on Emily's backseat driver skills. Take Sara's advice and don't date a Tom. Oh yeah... RIP grey sweatpants weather!!!!

EPISODE 14

Please welcome our long-time bestie, J. Nail. She is here to discuss the cost of having friends, being married vs. being single vs. being #NotMarriedButNotSingle, clothing sizes, and she came packed with the fresh FMKs. Ain't no laws when you're drinkin' claws!

EPISODE 13

Shut up and listen, hookers! Emily is way more of a Lion than a Camel, rawr. In this episode we discuss the Myers–Briggs Type Indicator, the Animal Personality Test and each of our personality traits. What personality type are you? Take the test and let us know!

P.S. It would be way more fun to be a MoNkEy!

Episode 12

Social media, love it or leave it? It can be our best friend but also the ultimate enemy. We didn’t grow up with social media and it’s a war zone out there today. Remember: If you are in your feelings, please refrain from posting on social media, you will thank us later. YouTube tutorials and Mapquest saved our 2000's butts. We are taking you back to the time when AOL Instant Messenger, MySpace and burnt CD's were on FIRE. Don't let our emo song lyric statuses fool you, we were more than likely cryptically throwing shade. Skims and Spanx are legit, please sponsor us!

EPISODE 11

Valentine's Day: a day of love or the day we love to hate? Hear our thoughts on the pink and red filled holiday along with our comments about the Super Bowl and the State of the Union Address. We think Gisele is better off without Tom Brady and his underwear thirst traps.

EPISODE 10

Have you ever wondered why so many people at work suck? In this episode, we discuss coworkers, corporate pet peeves, and the pros & cons of remote work. We spend most of our week days with our colleagues but it isn’t always rainbows and butterflies- especially when Johnny Down-the-Hall microwaves his tuna sandwich in the breakroom. This is just one of the reasons we love working from home, but we also really hate wearing regular pants. If you are one of the rule breakers, don't fear, this is your one free pass. Happy Humpday yall! Its gonna be a good day!

EPISODE 9

The chaos continues as the cocktails flow. We talk strip clubs with buffets and making the ladies work for their dollars. All the most important people are Capricorns, aside from Sara, who got banned from Tinder. We chat about household chores, dads folding laundry and mismatched socks & Tupperware.

EPISODE 8

Podcast dating success...Introducing Pete, the guy who sent us an email in last week's episode. He is a surprise guest this week and wants a second date with Emily. Sara is having a torrid affair...find out who it's with! Brandon is here to witness it all!