Thick Threads

Thick Threads

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Thick Threads episodes

  • Sundials and Bloodlines

    OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Follow us on Discord! Persephanii casually drops a fact about clockwise sundials, then unspools an unhinged thread of family lore that sounds increasingly like a curse Meanwhile, Cloud shares Giancarlo Esposito’s darkest moments. Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer!


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    46 min
  • Uncanny Facts & Treasury Gaps

    OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Follow us on Discord! Persephanii drops an uncanny thick fact that stops everyone in their tracks. Meanwhile, Cloud casually throws out a mind-blowing stat: Apple has more money than the U.S. Treasury. Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer!


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    41 min
  • From Ashes to Ashes. Relationship Drama!

    OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Follow us on Discord! Persephanii shares a grim post-mortem fact about what happens during cremation, sparking a thread of DMs from relationship hell. Meanwhile, Cloud offers a modern yet ancient insight into a fascinating Chinese civilization. Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer!


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    42 min
  • What About Your Friends?

    OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Follow us on Discord! Persephanii shares a wild post mortem birthing fact, while Cloud really breaks down, “friends, how many of us have them?” Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer!


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    50 min
  • Painfully Alone, Hilariously Hurt!

    OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Persephanii drops a powerful “Thick Fact” about how the brain processes loneliness like physical pain. She then Segway’s into a thread of vital survival tips. Meanwhile, Cloud wants to know the dumbest way you’ve been injured. Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer!


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    49 min
  • Nap Now, Love Better Later!

    OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! On this episode of #ThickThreads, Persephanii highlights the benefits of taking a nap before you feel tired. Maybe the guy asking for relationship advice should’ve napped because asking his wild question! Meanwhile, Cloud offers a reminder that getting grey hairs isn't the "final lab" or end of youth—it's just another stage of life, full of growth and wisdom Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer!


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    1 hr
  • Pump At Your Own Risk

    OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! On this episode of #ThickThreads, Persephanii is back for another round of “guess the meaning”. If you’re a germaphobe, Cloud will disgust you with his Thick Fact that will having you rethinking how you pump gas! Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer!



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    40 min
  • Smells Like A Terrible Person

    OUT ON PATREON NOW!!!


    On this episode of #ThickThreads, Persephanii is back in her “guess the meaning” bag as she throws new words at Pat. Meanwhile, Cloud squeezes out a Thick Fact that may have you side eying Japanese women (from a certain century) and their farts. The crew ends up diving into a thread where people share snubbed signs someone isn’t a good person.


    Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer!

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    55 min
  • Blimps, Words and Automobiles

    OUT ON PATREON NOW!!!


    On this episode of #ThickThreads, Persephanii is heavy into words and basically turns the show into a full round of Wording is Hard with Cloud. Meanwhile, Cloud drops an absolutely insane fact about blimps that’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about them. And just when you think things can't get weirder, the crew dives into a wild thread of unhinged things people have asked ChatGPT. Brace yourself as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web!


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    48 min
  • Unfiltered, Unhinged, Unmissable with Supparay14k

    OUT ON PATREON NOW! On this episode of #ThickThreads, Persephanii and Pat welcome Supparay14k to Thick Threads! Find out what’s really grinding Supparay14k gears with Meta on this hilariously funny episode. Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer!


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    41 min

About Thick Threads

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Thick Threads is a hilarious podcast hosted by Persephanii and Patrick Cloud that focuses on the craziest most entertaining “threads” on social media!! Whether it’s a wild story on Twitter, a…