Things I Hate

Things I Hate

By Tom MurphyComedy
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Things I Hate episodes

  • Things I Hate 20
    @deymienversace on tiktok, double down on jokes, should yourself to death, TikTok is the devil, movie sex scene with parents, "hanging with you is like writing pencil on newspaper", family stories, shrroms taste fine, cliches are true, standing in train line, throw out porno calendar, pears are the shit, bodilly functions, desparate tech support, hard to reach, dab story, beautiful man artworks, lottery new years, 3in1 society, recycling, pants update, sore from stretching
    1 hr 21 min
  • Things I Hate 18 - Ashley Logan
    The hilarious, charming, and wonderfully sweet Ashley Logan and I talk about a bunch of cool things: reusable grocery bags, microwave timers, phone sounds, spelling mistakes, toasters, celery, alcoholism, tupperware, gap analysis, toenails, sensitivity, birthdays, sneezing, dad jokes, and selfishness
    51 min
  • Things I Hate 17
    2 factor auth, GF for lotions, I hate accounts, Nacho Ramen rich man, hypnosis, sanitizer, Side drinking, "I ended up with a keyboard", I'm all for communism but I'd also like a servant, I wish my parents beat me, meditation apps are bullshit, mean muggin, guilty laundry, scrambled eggs, don't ghost, food size matters, every book is a NY Times best seller, entrepreneurs == astrology, leaving party with GF, organiz apple stickers, dish/cup sizes
    49 min
  • Things I Hate 16
    Shoutouts, Asking girls out on MSN, French pizza run, Vinegar cleaning update, Perfect pants, Fruit lady, Old macbooks, Poite lube, Africa reputation, Caroline's nachos, Garburators, Recommendations, Avocadoes, Difference in business industries, Reading big books, Double dentist, Getting old
    56 min
  • Things I Hate 15
    Drinking coffee after shitting is a waste, chocolate pretzels, dude compliments, MSN nostalgia, I like opening cans, shittng with me phone, following girls on Instagram, Mom story, berries and cheese, Nicole shoutout and America the trouble sibling, the Spanish language, quick oats and oatmeal, incadescent vs. florescent bulbs, stretching story, my dumbass alarm clock, porn expos
    1 hr 9 min
  • Things I Hate 14
    Degenerates, Mary Poppins while drunk, UberEats is disgusting, Catan and dick measuring contests, My insta home page, Brutal Rap Reviews, My unique podcast, The 2 sided coin of vice that is canned whip cream, Lego loss, My dad's mantra, My shitty soup, Ecuadorians don't wear ponchos, It's "innit" not "isn't it", Orange cleaning solution, The "perfect" weekend
    29 min
  • Things I Hate 13
    META - High Review Review 2 recap/trailer, Coworker brunch, Southern accents and respect, Bay leaves have impact/no recipes, One friend who sees my meltdowns, Wrong answers from Google/Alexa are inspiring, One friend always thinks I'm gay, French (France) accents are hot, No list grocery shopping, My dumb landlord, Pre shredded cheese and instant coffee, Swearing while stretching, Always surprised by hot stuff
    52 min
  • Things I Hate 12
    Why bald people wear hats, Slice thumb morning, Street cred, Saying um, Gardening, Tech support - India and Liam Neeson, Sensitive test, Insta test, Ergonomics, Momism, Stages of Loss, Cream cheese and breakfast, Dyson, Grocery dick, Coffee store tips, Fuck crowds, Skateboarding
    32 min

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Comedian Tom Murphy talks about all the stuff that drives him nuts. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/tomdlmurphy/