Where I talk about the incredibly astute, intelligent text messages I've been sending, share a wise aphorism from my cleaner, and consider telling Matt about the dream I had about Danny DeVito.

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Where I talk about the pressure to be a Really Great Mom! And have an Angel Baby! How I incapacitated myself during the initial weeks. What I realized I needed to do instead. And, the power of NUTELLA.

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Where I talk about the freaky deaky new development in my life that is also the best thing EVER. Plus share how well I am (not) handling it. And give you the scoop on how much me and Mindy Kaling are alike--seriously, I am absolutely identical to this woman who has a completely different career and experience of motherhood than me. And hopefully, inspire you to also embrace your own humaness. Maybe say the things you'd never say.

For more on Lindsey and the Things I'd Never Say podcast, go to http://www.thingsidneversay.com