This week the boys discuss how you can be racist but still get your show rebooted decades later because everyone is so desperately craving a sense of nostalgia, or conversely, maybe we’re secretly biased against the under-represented conservatives that finally have a show that is genuine for them?

Who knows, we haven’t made a shower BUT we will one day! Well . . . if we keep talking this spicy, it may have gone out the window just now.

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This week the boys discuss society’s favorite reptilian overlord, Mark Zuckerberg & his mind-control device named Facebook. We’re not trying to be too pessimistic here, but … ahem .. we told you.

Cambridge Analytica, Shmambridge Shmanalytica.

The boys know the facts and all of your personal details through our cookie recording website & RSS feed.

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This week the boys talk about yet another fallen great, Mr. Stephen Hawking. We discuss the lines of ableism while also being overall risque as-per-usual.

Do you want to learn about how physics have changed our world? Well, don't ask us, go buy a book boy.

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The Oscars happened, but who really cares right? This week the boys talk bigger and better things for our future - who would win in a giant laser fight, Trump or Kim Jong Un?

Looking for some news? Looking for some greatness for your earholes, look no further because Jeff & Bayley are here!

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This week the boys talk about stand-up like we've actually done it before. We are a little worried that the market may be oversaturated so we are here to give you another awesome podcast to listen to instead of a Netflix special with a budget.

Are you a Chappelle chap or more of a Louis Lover? If you can't choose either, well why don't you just get the balls to go to an open mic on your own.

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This week the boys discuss all the weird/real issues of our current world. We don't really have the answers but my pa did always tell me the best solution to a problem is a hefty Colt .45.

Practice your lockdown drills and get your Twitter fingers ready, because this one is a doozy.

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This week the boys talk about if the Olympics really matter anymore & what could we even be able to do instead, Also, what is the future of Late Night Shows?

Listen to our Leno-loges & watch us Fallon-fy the podcast game.

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This week the boys talk about our future space exploration, all the crazy good/bad Superbowl trailers and everything else that happened this week.

Is Elon launching us all to Mars? Is there going to be a new Crocodile Dundee movie? Tune in and find out

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This week the boys are joined by a guest after a short break of having friends. Lesia GM joins us to discuss why Bruno Mars is poppin’, Jeff announces his loss by predicting the Patriots and talk some serious news.

Get your emotional support peacocks ready, cause this episode is one for the books.

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This week the boys talk about the drama on the interwebs and mainstream media. The Oscars are on their way and who cares the most?! We...kinda… do!

Do you know de way? De way to get it so everyone in the film world will finally acknowledge our non-existent IMDb page. Also, we judge those who we have no place to because we can and THIS IS OUR SHOW DAMNIT!

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