This week the boys talk about how crazy our world is lately - people’s dark stories from the past coming back to light, awkward sexual advances and the freedom of the interweb slipping through our trump-sized hands.

All in all, the complex debates come to a very important question. We want to know your thoughts on the hot topic of the week: What should Aziz do?

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New Year, New Me! Are y’all ready for getting toned abs, quitting drinking and digesting less delicious calories? We aren’t… even though we may have committed to a few.

This week on the hypocrite show, the boys discuss their vision for the complain about whether or not the general public is going to keep to their resolutions and give you their perspectives on if - OR IF NOT - the world will end in 2018.

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This week the boys look at the best and worst thing that happened in the world this week. All the fun we had with movies, Trump and everything in between.

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This week the boys process their emotions, I mean things are shaky when your most trusted franchise has you leaving the theatre confused. Old friend of the pod and one of the original hosts of Things That Are News - Chris - joined us so that we can try to make sense of all this.

How many porgs is too many porgs? What are the limits of the force now? Did mickey mouse get his white gloved hands into our beloved Star Wars a little too much?

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In the spirit of Krampus, or Festivus, damn it, Christmas, the boys recorded a very special Christmas special to brag about all of our presents or lack thereof.

No disrespect to J-Man and his birthday but we dived into holiday obligations, traditions and myths that we do not understand.

Shout-out and happy holidays to all those that don't celebrate X-mas

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This week the boys talk about how Disney is going to brainwash us all. I mean, did I say brainwash? I mean give us hundreds of good movies of course!

Really though, the boys discuss the implications of Disney putting in a bid on one of the largest movie studios out there, what they get from it and what it means for our media landscape. Following up, Bayley gives his rapid fire synopsis on the upcoming Star Wars. (SPOILERS) The boys saw the movie immediately after and he was mostly wrong.

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This week the boys talk about the dark underbelly of society, #Elsagate. While we painstakingly melt our brains from discussing how Peppa The Pig is destroying the youth of tomorrow we also dig into what’s destroying the youth of today - Battlefront 2.

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This week the boys rambled about robots for far too long. Can you blame us though? The future is a scary thing! We talk more Justice League rumours and local news as well, but I mean the bigger question is will robots make our movies in the future?

What do you want - A maid like the Jetsons? A sex robot? An I-Robot robot? More importantly, which one will kill you in your sleep quicker.

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This week the boys touch base on what Thanksgiving is really all about. I mean we’re Canadian so we already did ours but let’s just move past that. After that, we touch base on what it potentially means if private organizations have control over what you can and cannot say on the interwebs.

I have a funny feeling that if people could choose, our podcast may not be here right now… So gobble up that turkey & loosen a couple buttons on them jeans cause the boys are going in baby!

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This week the boys start the show off disappointed about Justice League. I mean, how much Snyder can one man really handle. Digitally-removed staches, robo-parademons & a trident that’s not really even a trident…

Okay rant over.

Really though, the boys discussed what would be best if you were to replace your limbs with robot parts: legs, arms or wieners, who knows?! Alright alright, forget about yo’self, would you design your baby? Listen to find out!

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