Things We Did Before Reality

By Will Franken

Humorist Will Franken shows why he's San Francisco's Best Alternative to Psychedelic Drugs (SF Bay Guardian) in these relentlessly satirical, unnervingly funny half-hour long episodes.... more

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How many episodes does Things We Did Before Reality have?

The podcast currently has 26 episodes available.

Things We Did Before Reality episodes:

April 26, 2016 On Behalf Of Full
For Your Chys Only
Thought Of Train
The English Reserve
Cathouse of the Mind
Good Fences Make Bad Neighbours
Apostrophising
Off with Their Heads and in with Our Bins
Out with The Him and in with The Her
Little Joe
Make It Happen
OBO!
The Sand Is Always Greener
Behind the Times with Rory Ginlott
Scott? Johnson? Barber?
Make It Happen Again
Little Julia
Make Make It Happen Happen
Twain of Thought
Cheers for listening. . .a lot of work was involved
in this one; don't forget to show your support by doing as the nice
bird at the beginning says, clicking the button below, and bunging
in a few quid. Ta for that! xx

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37min
December 21, 2014 Right Now Comes But Once A Year
Funny Story: Ilario
Funny Story: Shkolkamp
Funny Story: The Law Of The Code
The First Never Lasts
Promises, Promises
D's Not Far From F
Newsnose Paperpepper
Wiseguts
Quantity Is A Quality Unto Itself
Literally Corner
PR Not Amused
Rain Imam
A Very Broad Spectrum
We Have Been A Computer
Mississippi Deltronica
Unenagu: "Gravel Threat"
The Victim Killer
Ding-Dong! Ouroboros Delivery!
Days In Days
Thank you for listening. . .if you enjoyed this
return, please do as the nice lady at the beginning (and ending)
says and bung in some dosh via the Paypal button! Love ya all
xx

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38min
April 23, 2010No. 12
Introit: The Wild One
A Visitor Arrives At 817 Cortland Ave.
"There was a 13-year old. . ."
He Has His One Thing He Does
3pm: 2-hr shift
"Those two are something else."
The 5 Wounds of R.P.
No. 9
No. 18
"47 is the new 17!"
No. 12
Something Other Than No. 12
"If you come within 50 feet. . ."
Recessional: One (1) Nation Under God
Thanks! And if
you'd like to keep these coming, don't forget to donate via the
Paypal button below!
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32min
November 08, 2009 My Dentist Died :(
Interproximal Stripping
Baby Teeth
Pearly Whites at the Pearly Gates
Interocclusal Registration
But What About Dental Care?
12 Year Molar
Gold Teeth, Yellow Teeth
Tooth Fairy
Class I Malocclusion
Class II Malocclusion
Class III Malocclusion
Proper Occlusion
More Baby Teeth
Cephalometric Imaging (w/Add. Interproximal
Stripping)
The Drill
Suggested Donation is £5! Thanks, and
don't forget to brush!
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23min
October 24, 2009 Leonard Gravelin
This is a short song called "Leonard
Gravelin"
If you like it, please remember to
donate via Paypal. Thank you.
Wm.
Franken

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4min
October 08, 2009 Écoutez-vous? Il est moi, Dieu.
Chapitre Un: Je suis un homme
noir.
M. Franken reçoit quelques
messages.
M. Franken fait un voyage en Angleterre.
M. Franken va au magasin d'avantage.
M. Franken visite la station de radio.
Chapitre Deux: Où sont
toutes les femmes noires?
Todd conseille Mike.
Mike fait un coup de fil à Comcast.
Mike accueille un visiteur.
Mike regarde un album de photo.
Chapitre Trois (la Révision): Je suis une femme
noire.
Mlle Harris entend une voix.
suggested donation is $5;
although you can always give more :)
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32min
September 29, 2009 Good Morning and Good Night
The Rue de la Moo-Moo, part one
The First Beatles
So Much Talent. . .So Little Time
It's A Wonderful Tragedy
Recon Tango Charlie
Give Context A Chance
To Hell With Hemingway
Loose Marbles (a documentary)
What Is It You Do Again?
Molly Ringwald Cornflakes
The Shelter (a story)
The Rue de la Moo-Moo, part two (Good Night)

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31min
September 27, 2009 Civilianophobia
Life In The Afterlife
American Individual
The Importance of Being Inconvenient
Hate On The Windshield
Hate On The Stand
Lady Chatterly's E-Mail
No SROs For RSOs!
To Catch a Molestingbird
Wasn't That Funny?
Afterlife In The Life
...more
29min
September 26, 2009 Never Give Up the Surrender
The Great Indoors (a medley)
Sounds of Sounds 1
Just Following Orders (a tale)
Sounds of Sounds 2
Postmodern Hyperbole
Jazzistine
Rise and Shinerael
Area 48
Aye, We Need Ye Now. . .
The Great Indoors (slight return)
...more
28min
September 25, 2009 Whose Dick Do I Gotta Suck To Get A Blowjob Around Here?
The Sad Jar
The Sadder Jar
Jar-Gon
The Ironic Power Of -10
Giving Back To The Community Calendar
Open Language Barriers
Keeping Up Appearances
Two "Braves" And A Slave
Muhammed Scorsese's Latest
Our Lunch Specials
Lesbian Biscuit Interlude
Our Dessert Specials
Muhammad Scorsese 2 (Infidellas Reprise)
The Sad Kuffar
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35min

FAQs about Things We Did Before Reality:

How many episodes does Things We Did Before Reality have?

The podcast currently has 26 episodes available.