Things We Read Instead

Things We Read Instead

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Things We Read Instead episodes

  • What Vic Read Instead of The War Of The Worlds - Part 2

    Back again Readers? Good to see you!


    Here are Chris' recommendations for what you could read and watch instead of H G Well's The War of the Worlds. Don't forget to get in touch with your praise or arguments, you never know you may get a mention. Thanks for your support. To follow our adventures like and subscribe, follow us on Instagram. or get in touch via email at [email protected].


    Here’s a list of the books, movies, shows and podcasts mentioned in the podcast.


    To Read Instead

    The War of the Worlds by H.G. Wells

    The Island of Doctor Moreau by H.G. Wells

    The First Men in the Moon by H.G. Wells


    To Watch Instead

    The Invisible Man 1933

    First Men in the Moon 2010

    Lost Soul: The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley's Island of Dr. Moreau 1996


    Other Honourable Mentions


    Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad

    American Wife by Curtis Sittenfeld

    Fatherland by Robert Harris

    The Hollow Man 2000

    Threads1985

    The War Game 1966


    We will see you in a couple of weeks for our next episode all about Vic's favourite book - Stephen King's Salem's Lot!


    Also apologies for the delay in getting this out to you all, we have had a sad loss at TWRI HQ. We lost our beloved best boy, Jimmy Malone James - the Mini Schnauzer, who we dedicate this episode to - Rest well young pup x


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    1 hr 3 min
  • What Vic Read Instead of The War Of The Worlds - Part 1

    Hello Lovely Readers!


    Welcome to the start of the THIRD season of Things We Read Instead! What a treat we have for you lucky readers! Chris & Vic are kicking things off this season with H G Well's The War of the Worlds . Let's see what our Girly Swot thought and in two weeks we'll be back with what you could have read instead :)


    Don't forget to get in touch with your praise or arguments, you never know you may get a mention. Thanks for your support. To follow our adventures like and subscribe, follow us on Instagram. and get in touch via email at [email protected],


    Here’s a list of the books, movies, shows and podcasts mentioned in the podcast.


    The War of the Worlds by H.G. Wells

    Is This a Mind of My Own? by Kathy Burke

    Meditation for Mortals by Oliver Burkeman

    Vagabond by Tim Curry


    Other Honourable Mentions

    The Time Machine by H.G. Wells

    Somnium by Johannes Kepler

    I Am Legend by Richard Matheson

    Independence Day 1996

    Muppet Treasure Island 1996

    The Fugitive 1993

    The Rest Is History (Podcast)


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    50 min
  • The Things We Read Instead Christmas Special 2025 - Part 3

    Hello Lovely Readers!


    Welcome to the final part of our Christmas Special, Chris & Vic are going through their top three books for the year and the feature we've all been waiting for... SHAG MARRY KILL!


    Don't forget to get in touch with your praise or arguments, you never know you may get a mention. Thanks for your support. To follow our adventures like and subscribe, follow us on Instagram. and get in touch via email at [email protected],


    Here’s a list of the books, movies, shows and podcasts mentioned in the podcast.


    Vic's Top Three Books of 2025

    Killing Thatcher by Rory Carroll

    Stone Blind by Natalie Haynes

    Witchcraft for Wayward Girls by Grady Hendrix


    Chris' Top Three Books of 2025

    Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad

    The King in Yellow by Robert W. Chambers

    How to Sell a Haunted House by Grady Hendrix


    Other Honourable Mentions

    The Final Girl Support Group by Grady Hendrix

    The Island of Doctor Moreau by H.G. Wells

    The Great God Pan by Arthur Machen

    Scrooged 1988

    The Nightmare Before Christmas 1993

    Apocalypse Now 1979

    1917 2019

    Clash of the Titans 1981

    Rosemary's Baby 1968

    The Rest is History - Belgian Congo Episodes



    We will see you very soon for the next part of our Christmas Special, where we will be find out both Chris & Vic's top three books for the year and the feature we've all been waiting for... SHAG MARRY KILL!

    stay tuned and raid the biggest box of chocolates you can find.


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    49 min
  • The Things We Read Instead Christmas Special 2025 - Part 2



    Hello Lovely Readers!


    Welcome to Part 2 of our Christmas Special, covering the final round of the festive dust up between Ira Levin & John Wyndham, try not to spill your Baileys (other Christmas tipples are also available) while Chris & Vic cover their final choices in this Horror rumble.


    Don't forget to get in touch with your praise or arguments, you never know you may get a mention. Thanks for your support. To follow our adventures like and subscribe, follow us on Instagram. and get in touch via email at [email protected],


    Here’s a list of the books, movies, shows and podcasts mentioned in the podcast.


    Rosemary's Baby by Ira Levin

    Rosemary's Baby 1968

    The Trouble with Lichen by John Wyndham


    Other honourable mentions

    The Omen by David Seltzer 

    The Omen 1976

    Get Out 2017

    The Midwich Cuckoos by John Wyndham

    The Kraken Wakes by John Wyndham

    The Chrysalids by John Wyndham


    We will see you very soon for the next part of our Christmas Special, where we will be find out both Chris & Vic's top three books for the year and the feature we've all been waiting for... SHAG MARRY KILL!

    stay tuned and raid the biggest box of chocolates you can find.


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    44 min
  • The Things We Read Instead Christmas Special 2025 - Part 1


    Merry Christmas Readers!


    Welcome to Part 1 of our Christmas Special, covering the inter talent festive dust up between Ira Levin & John Wyndham, hold onto your baubles as Chris & Vic cover 3 books each by these two Sci-Fi heayweights.


    Don't forget to get in touch with your praise or arguments, you never know you may get a mention. Thanks for your support. To follow our adventures like and subscribe, follow us on Instagram. and get in touch via email at [email protected],


    Here’s a list of the books, movies, shows and podcasts mentioned in the podcast.


    The Boys From Brazil by Ira Levin

    The Stepford Wives by Ira Levin

    The Stepford Wives 1975

    The Stepford Wives 2004


    The Day of the Triffids by John Wyndham

    The Day of the Triffids 1963

    The Midwich Cuckoos by John Wyndham

    The Village of the Damned 1960

    The Midwich Cuckoos 2022


    We will see you very soon for the next part of our Christmas Special, where we will be find out what the talent thought about the final two of their favourite Ira Levin & John Wyndham books on their lists, stay tuned and have a mince pie at the ready.


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    1 hr 26 min
  • What Chris Read Instead of The Pursuit of Love - Part 2

    Hello Readers.


    Here are Vic's recommendations for what you could read and watch instead of The Pursuit of Love by Nancy Mitford. Don't forget to get in touch with your praise or arguments, you never know you may get a mention. Thanks for your support. To follow our adventures like and subscribe, follow us on Instagram. or get in touch via email at [email protected].


    Here’s a list of the books, movies, shows and podcasts mentioned in the podcast.


    To Read Instead

    Hons and Rebels by Jessica Mitford

    The Mitford Girls by Mary S Lovell

    Decca The Letters of Jessica Mitford edited by Peter V Sussman

    The Bolter by Frances Osborne

    Elegance by Kathleen Tessaro



    To Watch or Do Instead

    Bright Young Things (2003)

    Brideshead Revisited (1981)

    Campion (1989)

    A Very British Scandal (2021)

    Chatsworth House


    We will see you in December for our very special Christmas episodes, have your baileys and mince pies at the ready :)


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    37 min
  • What Chris Read Instead of The Pursuit of Love - Part 1

    Here is what Chris made of The Pursuit of Love by Nancy Mitford and what he read instead. Feel free to read along and prepare for the second half in a couple of weeks. Don't forget to get in touch with your praise or arguments, you never know you may get a mention. Thanks for your support. Like, subscribe, email at [email protected], and follow us on Instagram.


    Here’s a list of the books, movies and shows mentioned in the podcast.


    Ancient Sorceries by Algernon Blackwood

    The King in Yellow by Robert W Chambers


    Make sure you are subscribed for part two when the Girly Swot will give you her recommendations for what you could read and watch instead.


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    45 min
  • What Vic Read Instead of The Fall of the House of Byron - Part 2

    Hello Readers.


    Here's Chris' recommendations for what you could read and watch instead of Emily Brand's The Fall of the House of Byron. Don't forget to get in touch with your praise or arguments, you never know you may get a mention. Thanks for your support. To follow our adventures like and subscribe, follow us on Instagram. or get in touch via email at [email protected].


    Here’s a list of the books, movies, shows and podcasts mentioned in the podcast.


    To Read Instead

    The Wager by David Grann

    Don Juan by Lord Byron

    The Vampyre by John Polidari


    To Watch or Do Instead

    Pirates exhibition

    Myth and Reality: Military Art

    Lady Caroline Lamb 1972

    Beau Brummell: The Charming Man 2006

    Gothic 1986

    Newstead Abbey



    We will see you in September for our next episode and you can find out what the War Bore thought about next month's read and what else he read instead.


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    48 min
  • What Vic Read Instead of The Fall of the House of Byron - Part 1

    Hello Readers.


    Here's Vic's take on Emily Brand's The Fall of the House of Byron and what she read instead. Feel free to read along and prepare for the second episode of the month in a couple of weeks. Don't forget to get in touch with your praise or arguments, you never know you may get a mention. Thanks for your support. Like, subscribe, email at [email protected], and follow us on Instagram.


    Here’s a list of the books, movies, shows and museums mentioned in the podcast.


    The Grimoire Grammar School Parent Teacher Association by Caitlin Rozakis

    What’s That Lady Doing? by Lou Sanders

    Am I Having Fun Now? by Suzi Ruffell

    The Peepshow by Kate Summerscale

    Making Movies by Sidney Lumet


    Make sure you are subscribed for part two when the War Bore will give you his recommendations for what you could read and watch instead.


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    41 min
  • What Chris Read Instead of The Color Purple - Part 2

    Hello Readers.


    Here's Vic's recommendations for what you could read and watch instead of The Color Purple by Alice Walker. Don't forget to get in touch with your praise or arguments, you never know you may get a mention. Thanks for your support. To follow our adventures like and subscribe, follow us on Instagram. or get in touch via email at [email protected].


    Here’s a list of the books, movies, shows and podcasts mentioned in the podcast.


    To Read Instead

    The Same River Twice by Alice Walker

    Singin’ & Swingin’ and Gettin’ Merry Like Christmas by Maya Angelou

    Just As I Am by Cecily Tyson


    To Watch Instead

    The Color Purple (1985)

    Sinners (2025)

    Rye Lane (2023)


    We will see you in October when the Girly Swot and War Bore return for our next episode and you can find out what Vic thought about next months read and what else she read instead. :)

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    35 min

About Things We Read Instead

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A monthly podcast where two distractable nerds spend their time chatting bubbles about the enjoyment of something unintended but fabulous, while also trying to get their to be read piles under…