We watched a movie with a really long name! Now no one will see our secondary title >:( Valerian is like a feature length Eiffel 65 music video, but with mouth spiders, an inter-dimensional shopping mall, and Rhianna!

Stick around to hear Jacob's revolutionary pitch for an Austin Powers reboot.

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No, that's not a typo! The North Pole is just very litigious when forcing you to become a fat bearded man. Get ready for rude dads, rad boards, and reinhold judges. All of these things are featured in THE SANTA CLAUSE!

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Come live la vie boheme! Eat huevos rancheros! Drink beer! Refuse to come off a balcony! Ya know, bohemian things! We watched Rent to see what an inclusive bad movie looks like.

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Today, we're joined by special guest Jekeva Phillips to watch Lady in the Water! Sexy bedtime babies, milkbeards, and incorrect volume calculations: this episode's got it all!

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BIG OL' SPOILER ALERT: If you plan on reading the books, and don't like spoilers skip to 10:18! But even after getting it all out at the beginning, we couldn't help but talk about some book stuff throughout the episode.

On this START STUDDED episode, we fix everyone's favorite book series, movie, and lifestyle: the Dark Tower! Featuring special guests Peter Jackson, Guillermo Del Toro, Steven Spielberg, Mister Bizkit, and Keystone Jesus.

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR, because you just might have something unrelated but also bad happen! We traded in our gashapons so we could switch on Wish Upon.

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Live from New York it's the Third Act Saviors! We're continuing our month of SCARY MOVIES with Thirt13en Ghosts. A bygone relic from the days when numbers were letters, too!

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Alternate titles were: 'Top Mum' and 'A Porky's Divided'. I think that's all the episode description needed for this one.

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Pop open that Surge, attach your wallet to a chain, and get ready to hack that sack because XANDER CAGE IS BACK, BABY! Our favorite thumb person (Vin Diesel) goes on a fun sex adventure and we've got some hot takes.

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Hope you've got your lobster forks ready because it's time to chow down on an exciting new episode of TAS! We discuss the DMX/Jet Li classic, Cradle 2 the Grave. This is one episode you shouldn't fall asleep to... bitch.