Third Child Podcast

Third Child Podcast

By Kirstie HaydenComedyStand-Up
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Third Child Podcast episodes

  • Ep 14: Jack in the Box Windows
    Kirstie took a trip to Houston and bought a car, but she was 'catfished'. She recently worked with D.L. Hughley, who tested positive for COVID-19, after fainting on stage in Nashville. She gives a brief review on Eurovision, Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich, and Waco. Lastly, she vents about all the people who are protesting against wearing a mask, and what the gym has been like since the reopening. Contact at: Twitter: @krst_oneInstagram: @kirstiehayyyden Email: [email protected]
    1 hr
  • Ep 13: Edward Fortyhands
    Kirstie has just bought a new car and talks about her past as a reckless driver. She just finished reading "Smashed" by Koren Zailckas, 'a memoir on drunken girlhood.' Reading the book has inspired Kirstie to share some of her drunken mishaps. She differentiates between being an 'alcoholic' versus 'alcohol abuser'. She plans to pick up better habits with alcohol moving forward. Contact at:Twitter: @krst_oneInstagram: @kirstiehayyyden Email: [email protected]
    59 min
  • Ep 12: Table Talk
    Kirstie's finally getting excited about returning to a normal routine. She shares her experience in working at the Improv as both a server and comedian. She shares opinions on 'Youtubers' and 'Social Media Influencers' doing standup. She shares some of her special interactions with well-known headliners over time. Catch Kirstie's first performance since quarantine, June 20th at 11:30 pm at the Addison Improv! **The mic had a mental break down, so the sound quality isn't pristine. My apologies!**Contact at: Twitter: @krst_oneInstagram: @kirstiehayyyden Email: [email protected]
    1 hr 4 min
  • Ep 11: That Little Extra
    Kirstie continues to discuss Black Lives Matter and shares more posts supporting the cause with their description down below. (Im always looking for additional recommendations for posts, documentaries, and organizations so send them my way if you have them!) She talked about Donald Trump and the photos of him with young girls (Im aware now that one of the girls is his daughter... but who the fuck holds their daughter that way?!) She vents about the frustration of having to go back to work in the service industry, while other employees are hesitant to return. She struggles as she's getting used to being back in social settings again. Finally, she is returning back to the stage to do some standup. Catch her next comedy show June 20, 11pm at the Addison Improv! Black Lives Matter: Insta: @avocadoplayboyy "EVERYONE SHARE THIS BEFORE IT GETS MYSTERIOUSLY TAKEN DOWN"Insta: @diet_prada "BLM protesters in Bristol topple statue of 17th century, slave trader.."Insta: @gaytimes "Nine Documentaries About Racism..." (this page actually has TONS more informative posts you should check out.) Insta: @ghostdumps "Why The Refusal to Post Online is Often Inherently Racist" Insta: @mikejohnson1_ "Michael Che Matters" Contact At:Twitter: @krst_oneInstagram: @kirstiehayyyden Email: [email protected]
    54 min
  • Ep 10: Whatever It Takes
    Kirstie starts the episode with a brief summary on Degrassi a tv show geared towards teenagers that she is currently hooked on. How embarrassing! Starting at the 12:00 min mark, she decides to share some opinions on the Justice for George Floyd\Anti-Racist\White Supremacy protests that have been occurring. She discusses the impact of social media on the issues. She shares some of her favorite posts and favorite organizations where you can donate and support BLACK LIVES MATTER. Credits: Insta- @barackobamaInsta- @chloegmoretz "40 Ways You Can Help Right Now"Insta- @courtneyahndesign Insta- @dallasites101 "Your Guide To Black-Owned Restaurants in Dallas"Facebook- KeLanna Spiller, Dallas Local ComicInsta- @theweeknd "Black Lives Matter" Websites to Donate/ Petitions to Sign: www.blacklivesmatter.comwww.change.org "Justice for George Floyd" Kirstie ends the podcast on a some what 'lighter note', by continuing a review on the book: "Im Dying Up Here" by William Knoedelseder. The first half of the book, she reviewed in Episode 9. Contact at: Twitter: @krst_oneInstagram: @kirstiehayyyden Email: [email protected]
    1 hr 12 min
  • Ep 9: Coming Out of The Groundwork? Woodwork?
    Kirstie finally returned to standup for the first time since the reopening of comedy clubs. She is struggling with the transition from quarantine routine to regular routine. She is finally reading "Im Dying Up Here" by William Knoedelseder and shares a review based on the facts provided. She vents about the struggle of adapting to social media popularity and what she knows about "instagram influencing." Contact At: Twitter: @krst_oneInstagram: @kirstiehayyyden Gmail: [email protected]
    1 hr 10 min
  • Ep 8: Premature Bananas
    Kirstie talks about the progress of reopening and getting back into the routine of things. Currently, 2 of Dallas' best comedy clubs are reopen and comedians are about to have an open mic to return to. She provides some advice on starting comedy and topics that typically don't go over well- but anything is possible! Lastly, she shares her opinion on continuing to wear masks in public and how everyone should be able to enjoy going back out again without judgement. Contact at: Twitter: @krst_oneInstagram: @kirstiehayyyden Email: [email protected]
    1 hr 21 min
  • Ep 7: We're Not That Special (In the Best Way Possible)
    Kirstie talks about establishments slowly opening back up and how she feels like open mics are far from being back in business due to sanitation reasons. She vents about the struggle of working at a comedy club while not being able to perform. Lastly, She talks about overcoming an eating disorder and her opinion on how society pressures women to look a certain way. She recommends checking out @jenbretty on YouTube and Instagram as an inspiration in recovery. Contact at: Twitter: @krst_oneInstagram: @kirstiehayyyden Email: [email protected]
    1 hr 20 min
  • Ep 6: Bring It On Butt Plug
    Kirstie's service industry job has reopened and for her, it was exhausting. However, the comedy club is taking necessary precautions to make patrons feel safe. She vents about re-entering the stress of everyday life and getting back into the swing of things. She describes how she feels about marriage and being a child in todays conditions. Lastly, she talks about the expenses and experiences of her college life. As always, contact at: Twitter: @krst_oneInstagram: @kirstiehayyyden Email: [email protected]
    1 hr 26 min
  • Ep 5: Don't Say That Either
    Kirstie reveals her opinions on establishments beginning to reopen during COVID-19. She gives a brief review on recent movies she has seen which ties into a point (made in Episode 4) about being placed in slower classes as a child. Lastly, she talks about using a lot of 'curse' words and how that comes across on stage as well as in general. Contact at: Twitter: @krst_oneInstagram: @kirstiehayyyden Email: [email protected]
    51 min

About Third Child Podcast

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Kirstie Hayden is a young comic living in Dallas, trying to figure out how to make it in society.