Thirst & Thirstibility

Thirst & Thirstibility

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Thirst & Thirstibility episodes

  • Disney Heroines

    "So this is thirst...mmhmmhmm...so this is thirst..."

    Janine and Aliya are BACK, baby, and this time they are ranking their three thirstiest Disney heroines! Talking points include: the pride in being a 90's kid, Aliya's shame spiral and lots (lots) of singing..

    Tie your sandals and join us, friends! Cheers! 

    48 min
  • The Darcy Hour

    "Thirsting. Even if one's partner is barely tolerable."

    This is the moment A & J have been waiting for. This is their chance to deep dive into the character that started this WHOLE podcast: Mr. Darcy. 

    Talking points include: hand scenes, fizzy drinks, bodies of water and OH YEAH, watch Pride and Prejudice the 2005 version if you haven't already, ARE YOU KIDDING?!

    48 min
  • Villains!

    "What doesn't kill you, simply makes you....thirstier."

    Janine and Aliya release their inner baddies and discuss their three ultimate thirsty villains! Talking points include: chaos kinks, the power of a bodysuit, and HOW COOL WOMEN ARE.

    Let's all manically laugh together. Cheers!

    57 min
  • Lord of the Rings

    "All we have to decide is what to do with the thirst that is given us."

    Did you miss us? Aliya and Janine return after a bit of a hiatus to explore the thirstiness of Middle Earth.

    Talking points include: Aliya's journey as a flautist, Legolas' hair routine, and the SAME #1 for both thirsty bitches! 

    It may have been on the shelf for a bit, but grab that glass--you know you want to! Cheers! 

    40 min
  • Disney Dudes

    "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the thirstiest of them all?"

    We are. Aliya and Janine are back to talk about the thirstibility of cartoon hunks from the Wonderful World of you-know-where. This is also the first time we have completely different choices across the entire episode! 

    Talking points include: the joy of growing up in the 90's era of Disney, Aliya's brilliant honorable mention and Janine's continual love of monsters (she may seek help).

    Grab the nearest glass and join us! Cheers! 

    47 min
  • Avengers (Original 6)

    "That's my secret, Captain. I'm always thirsty."

    Aliya & Janine are back for more--this time, diving into the MCU and threatening their relationship at every turn. Talking points include: ALL of the avengers (sorry not sorry), Janine's not-so-secret love of rage monsters, and Aliya's full blown identity crisis.

    Get you a glass and join us! Cheers! 

    46 min
  • Sense & Sensibility

    “I come here with no expectations, only to profess, now that I am at liberty to do so, that my THIRST is and always will be...yours.”

    Aliya & Janine kick things off with the inspiration for the podcast title: Jane Austen's Sense and Sensibility. Talking points include: an introduction of our thirst ranking system, red flags of the 1800's, and how neither of us know when scissors were invented.

    Get you a glass and join us! Cheers! 

    44 min

About Thirst & Thirstibility

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Join Aliya & Janine as they escape the dumpster fire that is the real world and thirst over fictional characters from books, movies, tv shows, more books, etc. These two thirty-somethings rank…