From dogs illegally registering to vote, to cobras escaping bath tubs in South Dakota, to a cruise ship gambler who thought diving into the ocean was a solid financial plan—the Rizz Show proves the world is stranger (and dumber) than fiction. The crew also breaks down Weird Al bucket lists, deli slicer betrayals, psychedelic hiking fails, and what happens when Rizz tries to cosplay as a "Cops" fugitive to scare his neighbors. Sprinkle in Madonna signing the Deftones 30 years ago, McDonald’s salads as government secrets, and a sports fan ranking that puts Missouri on par with Wyoming (ouch)… and you’ve got the kind of Bolivian Marching Powder Quadratic Equation chaos only The Rizzuto Show can solve.

Show Notes:

• Did McDonald's open 'first-ever buffet' in Missouri? | Snopes.com
• Red Lobster Offers New 3-Course Shrimp Sensation Meal Deal for Under $20 - Mile High on the Cheap
• Pennsylvania pet owner Wesley Silva upset after emotional support alligator banned from Walmart — despite receiving 'VIP treatment' at restaurants
• Newt Scoot & Woofstock unite Glen Carbon IL on Oct. 4
• New study finds kids who play video games earn more money as adults — University XP
• Cillian Murphy Addresses Not Being Cast In Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey
• Aunt Accidentally Eats Dog Food During Family Visit, Sparking Heated Drama and Online Debate - Bethel Advocate

Friday Fails:

• Patient Steals Ambulance During ER Transfer At Madison Avenue In Granite City | RiverBender.com
• NDSU Football Player Charged in $270,000 Theft, Kicked Off Team
• SoCal woman registered her dog to vote, cast ballots twice, D.A. says - Los Angeles Times
• Cobra bites owner after snakes spilled loose, SD cops say | The State
• Cruise passenger who lost $16,000 gambling jumps overboard, is arrested
• Florida man picks up DUI after driving a lawn mower on a busy road
• Hikers high on magic mushrooms rescued from New York's Catskills
• South Florida news reporter turns himself into Miami police following Rolex theft, pawning

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