The Woody Show

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Menace closes out the Wheel of Casserole by giving Greg's green bean casserole a 6.5 out of 10, then nearly throws up over Sebas's surprise tuna noodle casserole before scoring it a 1. Sebas faces down a kid version of himself ranting about preservatives, and a woman who taunts him for not returning her cart, then tries to pick a fight when he stickers her car. The show also gets into polygamy in the news, with an Ohio pastor announcing a second wife and Matthew Judon's two partners calling him Master, plus Gina's high thought on body parts that aren't attached anymore and Jeff's $600 drain repair. Plus the Brewers' 10-1 World Series win, Jay-Z officially headlining the Super Bowl, the McRib's return, and Greg shredding 39 pounds of old paperwork while debating whether home urinals are classy or trashy.

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Dr. Dubrow stops by for two segments. The whole crew runs through Cheers and Jeers, from Greg saving a beetle to Jeff G's wife going on a seven-hour bender at brunch, plus Morgan's adult sleepovers and Sammi not knowing how to use Apple Pay. After Hours voicemails include a guy who just put his dog down and felt a connection to the show, and a guy who ran away from home as a kid and hitchhiked to Tennessee. Plus the Biggest Loser update, Eric Bauza dies at 46, a 15-year-old arrested after the FAMU shooting, Morgan's WikiHow videos, and Menace's pastries from Austin.

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Gina's been taking Krav Maga twice a week, and before taping she demonstrated a choke defense on Greg — fake kick, fake punch, very real shove into the wall. Greg then defends himself against charges that he rigs The Woody Show's Weakest Link with hard questions to dodge buying everyone a meal, and reads a poem from his 1992 journal from a summer in Cambridge, England. Plus Menace turns Evanescence into "Evan Essence" in a commercial read and kills a dad joke with an "E-turn," Sebas and Woody go to war over backing into parking spots, and this week's secret emoji is the skull.

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Menace’s “Brain Chambers” had a tough friday during DUIQ & The Dad Jokes” +  A drone delivered McDonald's and alcohol straight to a prison cell in Quebec, and Pentagon staff dropped the historic WWII globe Dwight D. Eisenhower used to plan the war while trying to move it into Pete Hegseth's office. Menace's birthday month rolls on with the return of Subway's Fritos Chicken Enchilada Sub, a TV giveaway ending today, and trouble with the London trip giveaway thanks to push back from sales and legal. Crumbl is shuttering dozens of locations nationwide — Greg says it's about time — and a Rockstar employee got fired for leaking $4M worth of GTA 6 Vice City ads. Plus: Colorado cops warned a tourist in nonsense Spanish about "fart police" before their dog bit him, U.S. banks are blocking rogue AI agents from customer accounts, Woody's sweet potato casserole scores a 9.5 from Menace.

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