Jacob Khan, Ben White. 
In this episode, Jacob and co-host Ben discuss being in a band while having a side job, problems with salon wait lists and getting booked out too far, and negotiating with dubious sugar daddies.

Jacob Khan, Ben White. 
Jacob and Ben discuss the ancient technology of audio cassettes, unexpected political campaigning, celebrating the historic World Series victory of the World Champion Atlanta Braves, gambling in Vegas with Ms. Kim, and treating lice.

Jacob Khan, Ben White. 
Jacob and Ben are back in the vault discussing the cautious optimism of Atlanta sports fans, the various hairstyles of One Direction, trolling the trolls, extension fiascos, giant fake checks, and Dave’s lost wallet.

Jacob Khan, Ben White. 
Ben is back, joining Jacob to discuss the mighty Mississippi, 80’s rock bands, catching the only cab in East Moline, playing high-stakes BINGO in Iowa, and a Halloween-themed salon robbery.

Jacob Khan, Monica Hull.   
Jacob is joined once again by Monica to discuss Halloween decorations, the absurdity of trunk-or-treating, the film industry in Georgia, the changing face of cosmetology regulation, and a neat luggage trick.

Jacob Khan, Ben White.   
Jacob and Ben are back to discuss moving to a new Fancy education/podcast space, a stylist-focused Premier Orlando, Jake’s lost hats, cute baby raccoons, and voting for the best mullet in America.

Jacob Khan, Ben White. 
Jacob and Ben are back from Furnace Fest and discussing hot dogs, dad jokes, the increasing prevalence of phone spam, and other things that will ruin your search algorithm.

Jacob Khan, Ben White. 
Jacob and Ben are back in the haunted bank vault and talking about going to music festivals, bidding on quantifiable dignity, replying to scammers, and what you would or wouldn’t do for a Klondike.  This episode is not sponsored by Klondike.

Jacob Khan, Ben White, Sam Villa.   
Jacob and Ben head to ABS Chicago and kidnap the legendary Sam Villa, then force him to discuss the ‘white glove story’, doing hair at topless pool parties, beauty schools, stalkers, and gold chain hair replacement.

Jacob Khan, Ben White, Ray Hornback.
Jacob and Ben are joined by stylist and salon owner Ray Hornback to discuss unconventional comb techniques and alternative Olympic sports; they then segue into the Segway joke, celebrities who don’t bathe, the world’s first hair dryer, and salty OG’s.