I come from a long line of people who think they’re funny 😅 #thisismyreallife #family #lol #comedy

Sand is gross. Dudes who yell at you in Target parking lots are gross and.... people who don’t turn in your debit card at Peter Piper’s are also gross. #thisismyreallife #summer #sunscreen #target #thebeach

It’s just a Wednesday! Also hey Kelly, i read your message while i was at work so i didnt get to check out your profile, but i am now aware that you're a fella, and a handsome one at that so.... sorry about that!!!! #sorrykelly #whateven #ThisIsMyRealLife #ihatethebeach

I thought the adult denture program was self explanatory.... but like does it cover Dentures? Also have you ever woken up from a dream embarrassed cause that’s something new to me!!!! 😅 #comedy #dentures #farting #dreams #thisismyreallife #embarrassed

Some Tuesday’s are just Tuesday’s but this Tuesday kicked ass, and here’s why!!! #comedy #cute #recap #ThisIsMyRealLife #river #tuesday #speedingticket #fish

Would you believe me if I told you my first kiss was Batman? #lol #batman #dccomics #kiss #cute #funny #comedy

I was just trying to be helpful and now I need a new hand. #lol #comedy #thisismyreallife