All the other boys have abandoned Caleb and Stefan once again, so they catch up on their lives. Who'd a thunk that quarantine would affect everyone so negatively. Stefan's only food source is a half eaten ice-cream cake, and Caleb's extrovertism is leading to some...issues. Despite that, Stefan is chillin on Gordon Ramsey's youtube channel, and learning how to avoid the work his parents give him, whilst Caleb is raking in the dough, and somehow avoiding chores. Listen to the two unwashed, desperate gremlins as they talk about how their life has been. And remember. Don't laugh.

Hi P.E.T.A! Jeremiah's father beat a pig with a two by four with consent from the farmer. Join the boys as we talk about this, our life, and how the days have gone by. Gabriel went to Home Depot? Does he come back? I don't know...listen to see! Also...apparently everyone is in love with Alex?

So....the boys left Caleb alone to ramble again. But this time something different happened. It turned out fine! Listen in as Caleb rambles about becoming a nocturnal vampire, peanut butter on pancakes, and how the podcast will get better I promise. Hopefully the boys come back. Too much Caleb is not sustainable. 

It's only the two bois Caleb and Elliot on today. Jesse is dead, and Gabe is stuck in a Team Fortress 2 marathon. Therefore, the bois are left with half an hour of good content before the barrage of "yeah" and "ums" hit the scene. We talk about dwindling life in quarantine, how bike crashes affect your wrist health, and we discuss some of the dumb things Trump has suggested to cure the Coronavirus. All that's left to do is discover a conspiracy theory. Wait. 

Jesse is back! For at least most of the podcast. The boys are still once again bored at home, doing their best to have a little discord reddit fun while Big Bad Covid rages outside. Listen to this episode and play our little bad movie synopsis game with us, and hopefully hear Caleb as his internet shorts out over and over. Covid draws nigh on the boys' emotional states. Gabe is still playing Animal Crossing, and Jesse is hard to pin down. Enjoy the shenanigans once again!

Today we have a very special guest, Caleb's childhood best friend, Stefan, joining us on the pod all the way from Georgia! The bois are back, for the most part, with Jesse still very dead, but listen as we indulge in some Stromboli time, the fire snakes, doom and gloom from distance learning, and some very...strange improv stories.

We're back on a regular recording routine! Your boys are vibing on the podcast again, still stuck at home due to Corona Virus. Still, we manage to make jokes about an art project involving a bar-fighting Waldo, discussing what kind of sandwich the greek mythological gods would be, and starting the saga of Timmy, the cheese-bending demi-god running for governor. If you like good times, hearty laughs, and totally, completely, no-questions asked-please don't look to closely family friendly content, then this podcast is for you! (please share. We want to monetize this.)

The boys are back! Well, except for Jesse. And who-wee we got a noice episode for you. The boys have been faced by the now marauding pandemic known as COVID 19, and are stuck at home. So with a microphone and a really helpful discord bot, they are able to take sweet Buzzfeed quizzes and play an improv game in which we are introduced to the notorious Uncle Ben. Listen and hear about Baracka Obomba's love affair and the infamous butternut squash soup on this latest, much awaited episode of your favorite unfunny podcast.

Elliot is back for another episode! JeSsEsSe the little gremlin boi is in the corner, doing some drawing and talking about nuclear warfare. We're trying not to be funny when it comes to bad, bad baby names, beating dumb guys at every turn, and talking about nuclear warfare with mac n' cheesy bites that may or may not be cool. Also, plugging our new youtube channel! Not Remotely Amusing! ON the Internet...like some dumb bois. So we gonna shut up now. 

Hey hey. We be back. It be long. No podcast for month of december.  We sorry. Gabe deleted all the december episodes, because they exist and we totally didn't get busy at all. Join us for some riveting stories from Gabe's Replacement, Elliot Sprain, from his adventures in Zabul, Afghanistan. And our 4 delicious boys venture to make their own movie script with a online movie script generator. And it's not funny. Enjoy us laugh about PapaJon Papajooon and his Ozzy Osbourne as featured on the Dora the Explorer wreck the cool times of Buuutch Hartman and his best friend RockLord Coolguy Rockman, in this completely original, totally funny short film that is actually filmed and not just a generated movie script.