Scoffing in the face of basic household needs, your boys are back neglecting the countertop. When we "clean" things we do it raw. And by raw I mean not at all. There is a better system surely. Have you ever been 31? Well, too late, Nate's already there and he's beside you laughing. 

Have you ever danced in a pool, naked, in the pale moonlight? Is there a trick up your sleeve that is not your ass? Not everything means something, I swear. There is a challenge to behold, a challenge to set loose upon the waning autumn day, a challenge to ridicule your drunk poker friends, the challenge of hunting for your own food at night, or of stabbing the eyes of the lion, or whatever bad motivational mis-translation you can muster. Lastly, you haven't felt so sad until after considering an Olympic event called the "Solo Synchronized Swimmer." 

Did you know the queen of England used to own all the dolphins in Britain? She also have two sloths, two black beavers, and a bull elephant named Jumbo. This week it's all about Queen. The band? The man? The elephant? Yes yes yes. A waterskiing elephant, a man that likes driving fast cars as much as he loves shooting guns, and a band that thinks Italian words are funny. Matt and Nate bring it all together, this week! 

This episode is about frogs and budweiser. 

How are you tripping this fall? This week the boys unpack what a trip really can be. Ever eat a camel because your boss is an idiot? Well two unfortunate men who discovered eastern Australia sure did. Ever wonder why we call being high "tripping balls"? Oh you didn't. Well how about a sad story about a dog who was shot in to space? Oh yah thats kind of a bummer, don't harsh the vibes. Let the boys trip out and look at some fish, this week on This is Nothing Podcast!

Did you guys hear that? Those disembodied horses where no alive horses could reasonably whinny? Neigh? Yes, this is a ghost episode. Ghosting, ghostlings, hot ghost goss, little ghost energy, hauntings and shriekings in the night (hint: they are mostly owls). We explore some Pacific Northwest good green ghosts and haunted realms of old buildings because of a tethering to the underkiln with ectoplasmic snail trails. Boo! Gotcha. 

Have you ever wanted to beat your meat and eat it too? Yah they didn't either. If you weren't aware its burger week and everyone in service industry is suffering. So the boys decided to take a deep dive into burgers. Join them in understanding a man named burger who fights the KKK in a booze driven fight for...booze I guess? Also the entire history of the little known controversial Whopper Sandwhich. Also a burger that is an affront to god. If you thought the last two things are the same thing you'd be right.  

Rifling through the drawers of our smell hotel, we ask a question of art gallery curators... why can't we smell the middle ages? I demand action! And yes, the boys this week got their noses up in arms about a collection of good/bad smells, either Tacoma, WA or fermented fish, or the stories woven in between like two bouquets tied together with nose hair. Yes, we are talking about smell folks. The smell of fear, success, dumpster fires. Just remember today and everyday is a good day to stop and smell this podcast. 

Ever wage war against against an entire species of birds? Matt and Nate sure have, look out pigeons. The theme is Errors this week and boy oh boy did they fuck up. How about a building that turns the suns rays into a super villains laser? Or maybe some of the most random deaths in the world. Whoops they did it again. 

What do you think of when you contemplate "HEAT"? Volcanoes? The Sun? The Miami Dating Scene? NO!!! This week the boys pool up the molten shapes of the THIS IS NOTHING Podcast and reform them into a more refined blacksmith workshop. WHAT I MEAN is that we now have themes. A through-line. A main topic. We're doing the same format (wikipedia-based discussion etc), but this week's theme is HEAT. It's hot. You know it. We got to talk about things that like the heat and things that don't whether camel or sidewalk or everything in between.