The crossover episode you and all your exes kept texting us about. Like c'mon, more Adam Sandler rundowns, dummy! Matt and Nate team up with Micah and Mackenzie from the hilarious deep-dive Grains of Sandler podcast and eliminate a feature length film from the Happy Madison universe. A very special episode mostly about boats. 

Nate & Matt consider an ill fated British game show where kids had to tidy up their rooms before a sentient dustbin gets 'em. A visit from a mailman turned marathon racer with a penchant for stealing fruit. Also a contemplation of splash suit fetishes. 

Mick Jagger, radical musical sensation or silly dancing man with questionable views on sexuality. Also wrestlers ain't like they used to be. Hope you kept all your digits post 4th of July because you'll need them to plug your ears with. All this and more. 

The episode begins with a red-blooded blue collar factory working man rendition of the podcast theme in honor of the 4th of July. Whatever it symbolically means to us is apparently just a series of stories about near misses with explosives. What's your relationship to the American dream? Does your long lost hotmail account hold your deepest darkest secrets? What's your best impression of firing up your dial up internet? What is more American than sex and apple pie? 

A mystery music machine strait out of a Dr. Seuss novel, A deep sea treasure hunter who's greatest treasure was his son capsizing a boat, and Nate explores how sad you can get on Craigslist Missed Connections. All this and more on this clown show of a podcast. 

Is it still funny to be a "loose cannon" and yet "a damn fine cop"? 

Matt and Nate take a trip to emo town, discuss the hazards of human pyramids, and wonder about classic police tropes. Terrible political impressions abound. 

Let's all go to improv therapy together okay? 

Ever imagine that one of the biggest wars in the united states was fought over some 6ft pieces of metal? Also Nate finally claims his new segment. Are you sick of the Friend Zone? Matt and Nate are too. This week on the This is Nothing Podcast!

Matt and Nate discuss impossible moon futures, placing 16th out of ten at the least fun pool event, a soaring endorsement from drunken friends from across the pond, and the roll out of the Smile File. Aren't bluebs great? 

Can you think of a grosser food combination that Hot Chocolate and Hot dogs? Matt and Nate want to know. Also a fully improvised movie from the Y2K era, a bible verse telling you not to oggle gazungas, and the return of Matt's unnamed Pitchfork segment. 

Matt (who is old now) and Nate discuss the merits and demerits of racewalking for sport. A visit from Tommy Wiseau and the Danish dad rock band D.A.D. Matt (now old) introduces a new sub-segment quiz show for the worst reviews on Pitchfork. That, and aren't butterflies pretty dope?