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Chapters  

00:00 - Welcome and Banter  

Scott and Tony kick off with lighthearted commentary on likes, follows, and why you should (or shouldn’t) follow them too closely.  

03:14 - South Carolina’s Slow Chase  

Dive into the bizarre story of a slow-moving rampage involving an excavator, police cruisers, and a very patient drone.

08:42 - The Spanish Steps Incident  

An elderly Roman man and his Mercedes-Benz create an unforgettable scene in one of Italy’s most historic landmarks.  

12:30 - State Slogans with a Twist  

Reddit’s hilarious state slogan reimaginations will leave you in stitches as Scott and Tony share their favorites.  

16:45 - Lightning Rescue in Colorado  

Hear about the highest helicopter rescue yet and the misadventures of two hikers struck by lightning on Torrey’s Peak.  

20:10 - Wrap-Up and Closing Remarks

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00:00 - Introductions and Harvey’s Invisible Rabbit  

A playful chat about "Harvey," a classic Jimmy Stewart movie character, and a deep-dive into the concept of a "pooka," a mischievous spirit from Celtic folklore.

05:20 - The Shocking Calamari Mystery  

A surprising headline about “artificial calamari” sparks a conversation about unusual culinary experiences and food authenticity.

12:45 - Innovative Paint That Sweats  

The speakers discuss a fascinating new paint technology that mimics human sweat to cool homes, while debating its practicality in various climates.

20:30 - Space Jokes and Cosmic Laughs  

The conversation closes with a collection of punny, light-hearted space-themed dad jokes, guaranteed to make listeners chuckle.

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On the latest episode of This is True, Really News, podcast hosts Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes deliver a laugh-out-loud mix of quirky and bizarre real-life news stories. From a hammerhead shark falling out of the sky to a robbery gone completely wrong, this episode highlights the strange (but true) side of daily life. With their trademark humor and quick wit, Scot and Tony ensure you’ll be entertained from start to finish.

Here’s what you’ll get in this episode:

• A Florida woman creating chaos at a La Quinta Inn.
• An osprey's unexpected catch turning into a Sharknado-like mystery, complete with a hammerhead shark dropping at a disc golf course in South Carolina.
• The tale of robbers stealing (wait for it) talcum powder, and other unintentionally comical crimes.
• A suspect who tried robbing Taco John’s, failed, then calmly sat down to eat.

Each story is served with sharp humor, playful banter, and a dash of absurdity that will keep you chuckling long after the episode ends. Listen to the full episode for an unconventional and hilarious take on current events.

Missed this episode? Don’t worry; you can binge all previous episodes here.

Chapters

00:00 - Garden, Gun, and Chaos Ensues  

The hosts introduce the episode with their wild signature humor and preview a bizarre lineup of stories.  

00:56 - Woman Arrested at La Quinta Inn  

A Florida woman turns a La Quinta Inn into her personal playground, involving fire suppression systems and a stolen dog.  

03:12 - Sharknado at a Disc Golf Course  

A hammerhead shark literally falls out of the sky in South Carolina, creating confusion and laughs.  

06:27 - Robbery Gone Wrong  

Would-be robbers in Philadelphia steal talcum powder. The driest crime you’ve ever heard of.  

07:53 - Locked in Jail  

Three burglars manage to trap themselves in an abandoned jail and end up calling 911 for help.  

10:23 - Marinara Mayhem and Beyond  

A series of wild, food-related mishaps, including a marinara sauce attack and Taco John's suspect with questionable decision-making skills.  

12:19 - Bonus Shenanigans  

The episode wraps up with bonus criminal stories and plenty of laughs as Scot and Tony riff on their way out.  

If you’re looking for a humorous take on real-life absurdities, this episode is a can’t-miss. Tune in now on your favorite podcast platform and prepare for non-stop laughs.

Looking for a light-hearted, entertaining take on recent events? Episode 969 of This is True Really News delivers exactly what you need. Hosts Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes explore bizarre, animal-themed stories that will make you laugh out loud while keeping you curious about what’s next.  

Here are a few highlights from the episode:

• The Zebra on the Loose: Ed, a zebra who became an internet sensation, was captured safely after spending a week on the run in Tennessee. The hilarious memes, fake sightings, and dramatic rescue involving a helicopter are must-hear stories.  
• Hangry Elephant Crashes a Grocery Store: A wild elephant in Thailand waltzed into a grocery store, snacked on rice crackers and bananas, and left a trail of muddy chaos—but no one was harmed.  
• Kangaroo Traffic Stop: A kangaroo named Sheila caused a stir on an Alabama highway, leading to crashes, and laughs.  
• The Menacing Duck: A Florida neighborhood is being terrorized by a rogue Muscovy duck. Protected under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act, even its aggressive antics must be handled humanely.  

Hosts Scot and Tony have their trademark banter, adding humor and quirky trivia to every story. You'll learn about the antics of animals in unexpected circumstances, from partying zebras to sneaky ducks.  

Catch the full episode to enjoy their humorous commentary and unlikely stories about animals stealing the show in the news. Forget about bad vibes and tune in for some laughs!  

Chapters  

00:00 - Intro and Banter: Scot and Tony kick off the episode with light-hearted banter and ask listeners to like, subscribe, and leave comments.  

02:19 - Ed the Escaped Zebra: A zebra named Ed runs loose in Tennessee, becoming an online sensation before being rescued in a helicopter operation.  

04:36 - The Grocery Store Elephant: A hungry wild elephant in Thailand turns a grocery store into his personal buffet in a hilariously chaotic incident.  

07:19 - Sheila the Kangaroo: A runaway kangaroo causes traffic havoc on an Alabama highway, leading to a comedic takedown and transport back to safety.  

11:15 - The Menacing Muscovy Duck: A Florida community battles a belligerent duck protected under wildlife laws, sparking frustration and laughs alike.

HEADLINES: Lost Nukes ; ASDA Oops ; Tony’s Playful Prophylactic ; The 1904 Marathon ; OldFatMan Checks In

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HEADLINES: Australian Exchanges Bottles & Cans for House ; Case Dismissed ; A Meal to Die For ; An Engineer Goes to Court

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HEADLINES: The Wall ; Alaskan Lifetime Movie? ; Octogenarians Fined Hundreds of Thousands ; Cascade Mountain Emergency?

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HEADLINES: Faberge’s Other Designs ; ‘Westfalia Side Story’? ; An AI Revelation ; DaBone Checks In ; Chris Checks In

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HEADLINES: Education’ With Satan ; Historical Sandwiches ; Whopper Absconds ; Educator Exonerated

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HEADLINES: Pennsylvania Pooper ; Florida Bar Tab Fracas ; Dream Postponed ; Do No Harm Speaks

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