Welcome back to another episode of the Mailbag! This week, we are diving into some of the wildest animal survival stories and the absolute funniest sign fails the internet has to offer.

Did a coyote really swim two miles to Alcatraz for love? Can you get a 70,000-mile tread warranty on a bottle of Crown Royal? And why is Kathy at the library so eager to tell you about her nine ferrets? We cover all of this, plus a heartwarming (and suspenseful) kitten rescue in Mississippi and some stellar listener mail.

Episode Highlights:

• Miracle Meows: A storm chaser and the Cajun Navy rescue a kitten from the rubble of a Mississippi tornado.

• The Alcatraz Coyote: Investigating the true motives of a lone coyote who swam two miles in the freezing San Francisco Bay.

• Copywriting Disasters: What happens when whiskey ads and tire specs get smashed together.

• Medical Marinara: The new frontier of dipping sauces.

• Listener Mail: Patrick from Liverpool delivers a Knight Rider pun that brings us physical pain.

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Chapter BreakdownTimestampSegment

0:00Intro & The NSA is Listening

0:31The Mississippi Tornado Kitten Rescue

4:15Alcatraz Coyote: Swimming for Power or Love?

9:52Sign Fails: Friendship Church & All-Weather Whiskey

10:59Medical Marinara & Kathy's 9 Library Ferrets

13:45Listener Mail: The Ultimate Knight Rider Pun

Is it history? Is it news? Is it just Scot and Tony losing track of the script? Yes.

Welcome to Episode 1066 of True Really News. We’re celebrating the year 1066 the only way we know how: with stories about mead slushies, "Owlers" in the woods, and an accidental extra story because we apparently can’t count.

In this episode:

• The Wolf of Daejeon: A South Korean man faces prison time after using AI to create a "wolf on the loose" hoax that shut down schools.

• The Spy in the City Council: A California official resigns after being outed as an unregistered agent for the Chinese government.

• The Slowest Getaway: An Amish couple goes to Walmart, only to have their horse and buggy stolen by a woman who didn't know what "equestrian" meant.

• The Ultimate "Oops": Two different police units raid the same house at the same time. The result? A masterclass in departmental dysfunction and a lot of bruised egos.

• Arkansas Ricin & The "Owlers": A man gets caught making poison to keep "ghillie-suit-wearing" snoopers out of his woods.

Plus: A tribute to Max Baer Jr. (Jethro Bodine) and a deep dive into why you should never drop your drink into a bucket of enchanted hail.

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Hold onto your hats (and your memories), because Episode 1065 of This is True Really News is a wild ride from the bathroom to the treetops. Scott Combs and Tony Berkanis dive into the headlines that prove reality is stranger than fiction.

In this episode:

• The 10-Year Flush: A woman in Hong Kong strained so hard during a bout of constipation that she triggered Transient Global Amnesia, wiping out a decade of memories for eight hours. Yes, your butt is officially wired to your brain.

• The Toilet Terrorist: A Canadian snowmobile club is locked in an $80,000 battle with a vandal who refuses to let their outhouses stand. From arson to gunfire, this is one "sticky wicket" of a situation.

• Long Live the Squirrel Queen: A Florida woman in a full-body squirrel suit takes a stand in an oak tree, pelting officers with acorns and demanding "tribute" in the form of organic walnuts.

• The Vomit Fee: A Spanish sushi buffet is tired of the "Roman style" dining habits of its patrons and has implemented a surcharge for those who eat past their limits.

Timestamps:0:00 - Intro: Jim Dandy to the Rescue1:14 - The Memory-Wiping Bowel Movement6:09 - The $80k Outhouse War in Canada9:42 - Florida’s Sovereign Squirrel Queen12:48 - The Sushi Buffet "Vomit Fee"16:15 - How to contact the show

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Hold onto your mouthguards—Episode 232 of the True Really News Mailbag is officially off the rails! This week, we dive into the strange, the accidental, and the downright painful stories that prove reality is weirder than fiction.

• The Kitchen Gadget Name Fail: We introduce you to the "Coochi Mix" by FireX. It’s a high-tech industrial cooker, but the branding... might need a second look.

• The "High Skull" Trend: Why young people are undergoing extreme procedures to change the shape of their foreheads.

• The Ghost of Knight Rider: How did a replica KITT car sitting in an Illinois museum receive a speeding ticket from Brooklyn, New York? We investigate the mystery of the "NIGHT" license plate.

• Instant Karma for a Walmart Thief: A story of a man who brought a knife to a Marine-guarded Toys for Tots event. Spoiler: The curb was very "slippery" that day.

• The Bagel Conspiracy: Drew’s ongoing battle with the world's most dangerous breakfast bread.

About This Is True Really News:Hosted by a pair of skeptical yet amused observers, we bring you the most bizarre, ironic, and "too weird to be fake" news stories from around the globe.

0:00 - Launching into the Mailbag0:43 - The "Clean Cock" Job Posting & The Coochi Mix2:50 - China’s Bizarre "High Skull" Beauty Trend4:55 - Knight Rider’s Impossible Speeding Ticket11:01 - The Bagel Conspiracy & Crocs full of shoes14:07 - When you try to stab a Marine at Walmart17:32 - Wrapping up with the "bestest" grammar

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In Episode 1064 of This is True Really News, Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes dive into a world where home improvement leads to armored warfare and crocodiles have better shoe collections than most humans.

• Bungled in Basingstoke: Why Paul Gibbons parked a decommissioned gun tank outside a kitchen showroom to get his refund.

• The Komatipoort Crocodile: A massive 15-foot predator in South Africa is caught with a missing hotelier’s ring and six pairs of shoes inside. Is it a serial man-eater?

• The Ultimate Costco Return: Jackie Wynn used a couch for two and a half years and then returned it for a full refund because she "didn't like the color anymore."

• Medical Horror: A terrifying look at necrotizing fasciitis—the flesh-eating bacteria that moves at an inch per hour.

Have a wild story for Scot and Tony?📩 Email us: [email protected]

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Inside This Episode:

Can 22 monks carry 242 pounds of high-potency "Kush" through customs? 🧘‍♂️🌿

In Episode 1063 of This is True Really News, Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes dive into a shocking breach of monastic vows in Sri Lanka, where a group of young student monks were caught with a record-breaking haul of narcotics hidden in false-bottom suitcases.

But the absurdity doesn't stop there. We’re also tracking a cold-case mystery: The 12-foot, 500-pound stuffed polar bear heist from Edmonton. How do you walk away with a massive taxidermy bear in the middle of a Canadian winter without anyone noticing?

Also in this episode:

• The 6-Year-Old Identity: The controversial story of Stephanie Walsh and age regression as a survival mechanism.

• Science or Scam? Why researchers claim your "nose-picking" habit might be linked to Alzheimer’s and the role of beta-amyloid.

• Nasal Hygiene 101: Why blowing your nose is the new "enlightenment."

Join the conversation!Have you seen a 12-foot polar bear in the Edmonton area? Got a question, comment, or a bit of snark? Drop a comment below or email us at [email protected].

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Welcome to the Superhighway of Insanity, where the reality is weirder than the fiction we haven't written yet. In today’s transmission, Scott Combs and Tony Vercanez navigate the jagged edges of Sunday brunch and the pneumatic tubes of financial regret.

In this episode of This Is True Really News:

• 🇬🇧 The Running Fridge of Stevanage: Meet Daniel Fairbrother and his cooling companion, Tallulah. He’s training for the London Marathon with an appliance on his back, proving that the line between "charity athlete" and "appliance thief" is thinner than a copper wire.

• 🏦 The Ultimate Drive-Thru Tip: In Woodsfield, Ohio, Jason G. Smith attempted to deposit a baggie of crystal meth into a bank's pneumatic tube. The teller was unimpressed. The K-9 was very impressed.

• 🕺 The Forbidden Bathroom Button: In Kentucky, the Hop Shops have installed a "Do Not Push" button in their restrooms. Pressing it results in a full-sensory disco experience. It’s the only place in America where your business comes with a side of Righteous Brothers.

• 🥑 The Avocado Hand Epidemic: We explore the triage shorthand of New York’s ERs. Are you an "Avocado" or a "Bagel"? Learn why 50,000 Americans have lost the war against pits and seeds, and why you should probably just use a Tonka truck to prepare your brunch.

"All the news you’re about to hear is true. Really? As far as you know."

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0:00 Woodsfield, Ohio (The Hook)1:06 Stevanage or Stevanagi?2:18 Tallulah the Marathon Fridge3:49 The Pneumatic Meth Deposit6:50 The Disco Bathrooms of Kentucky10:10 Avocado Hand vs. Bagel Plate14:50 The Tonka Truck Extraction Method

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"They told me to bring the account holder... so I did."

Welcome to Episode 1061 of This Is True, Really News with Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes. Today, we’re exploring the outer limits of human logic (or the lack thereof). From literal graveyard shifts to the most confusing speed signs in the Midwest, we’ve got the news you won't believe is actually true.

• 0:00 - We Aren't an Interview Show: Why we’re "stupid on purpose" and how we ended up here.

• 2:28 - The Literal Bank Run: A man in India exhumes his sister’s remains and brings them to the bank after being told he couldn't withdraw funds without her being present.

• 6:28 - Wisconsin's Math Problem: A recycling facility in Appleton posts a speed limit of 17.3 MPH. Is it genius psychology or just an invitation for a ticket?

• 12:13 - Climate Change Thirst Traps: Filmmaker Adam McKay’s "provocative" new strategy for environmental education involving adult performers and "The Sun is Daddy."

• 18:01 - Toronto's Kitchen Bedroom: Real estate is so bad in Canada that landlords are now renting out beds wedged between kitchen counters and "privacy columns."

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• Leave a comment below (Keep it short!)

• Email us for the long stuff: [email protected]

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🕒 In This Episode:📩 Get Involved:

Welcome to the "slippery, slimy insides" of the True Really News Mailbag! In Episode 230, the guys dive into the absurdity of modern life—from marketing honesty (or lack thereof) to the state of our "stupid species" as evidenced by the warning signs we require to survive.

In this episode:

• The "Honest" Orange: Why is marketing trying to sell us fruit that is "not the best, but still good"?

• Warning: Common Sense Required: A deep dive into the world’s most obvious signs, including "Open box before eating pizza" and the ever-important "Do not feed fingers to animals."

• Decades of Memories: Reflections on 50th high school reunions, visiting childhood homes in Edina, and the sudden realization that we’ve been "washed out" for decades.

• The Hidden Gems of the National Park System: Everyone knows Yellowstone, but what about the Gates of the Arctic or Isle Royale? We look at the 61 protected parks and the ones that receive fewer visitors in a year than Yellowstone gets in a single afternoon.

Timestamps:0:00 - Intro: The slippery insides of the mailbag0:42 - Marketing fails: Oranges that are "still okay"1:47 - The 4 best (and most obvious) signs ever written3:06 - Looking "washed out" in post-production3:30 - The 50th Reunion: Memories that are decades old7:42 - National Parks: Celebrating 103 years of the NPS9:30 - The least visited National Parks in America15:23 - How much land do we actually need to preserve?

About True Really News:Bringing you the strange, the humorous, and the "true-ish" news from around the world. Whether it's odd signs or Alaskan wilderness, we've got you covered.

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Can you spot a bear in a human suit? Insurance adjusters in Lake Arrowhead sure can. In Episode 1060, Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes dive into the "bear-y" ridiculous case of four guys who thought a $500 bear costume and some hand-held claws were enough to fool insurance companies into a $141,000 payout. Spoiler: Biologists can tell the difference between a grizzly and a guy in a furry jacket.

Also in this episode:

The "Prank" Gone Wrong: Three women in New Zealand find out the hard way that using sex toys on an unconscious friend isn't a "drunken antic"—it's a crime.

Skyscraper Tagging: Why graffiti artists are traveling from out of state to "tag" 25 stories of an abandoned L.A. skyscraper.

Ivy League Reckoning: Yale University finally admits what we’ve known for years—grade inflation is out of control and the "Ivy League" brand is starting to look like a luxury receipt rather than a warranty of quality."

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Episode Timestamps

20:48 – The Bottom Line: Is a university degree now just a "luxury purchase receipt"?

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