This week we start off topical by wondering if you can you over-celebrate America's birthday? Then Kody asks - are our generations dogs SAWFT (5:21)? Jimmy talks about his trip to see the band he was conceived to and it leads us to take turns discussing our favorite 80's music (13:43). To wrap this one up we hit the trend of "She's a 10, but..." scenarios. It was a lot more fun than expected and obviously didn't take too long to run off the rails (37:48).

Our preparation for next years memorial day continued today and....we are not any good. Sean is the only one who couldn't go because he had to burn some PTO recently (5:48). He does tell us how he spent his weekend, and a new war has been waged. We're coming for you, KHAN. This led Kody to ask the question - will the world every truly return to a pre-covid time, or has everything changed forever (15:45)? We hit a movie rapid fire,  we talk Elon, but then we ask a realllly uncomfortable question about AI. Kody is definitely on an FBI list (27:56).

After Kody opens us up with some more complaining about the troops (Thank you for your service) we dive into a video making the rounds and discuss how, why, or what would lead a human to be such a piece of garbage (6:08). We focus a lot on the scumbag, but the question remains- would you let your spouse have sex with someone else for your team to win a championship? Next up we talk about a couple that decided that having Mickey Mouse at their wedding was more important that providing food and drinks for the guests. We have our say, what's yours (21:45)? Lastly we discuss a court case involving STD's and Geico. You know that gecko gets around. Is anyone surprised (32:04)?

This week's episode we start with Kody bringing the boys in on a mystery going on in the TMSFU neighborhood (0:51). Next the boys talk about their various weekend activities. Sean FINALLY saw the new Jurassic World and Kody Soaked up the Sun. Then we're were posed with a new way thinking about the after effects of 9/11 thanks to Sean's mom (36:47). Finally we wrap with Elon's war on the work from homer's (42:26). 

Sean farts us off with his best John Williams rendition, but Jimmy gets us back on track by debuting a new segment: "Is this racist?" (3:34). Kody then salutes the gays, very respectfully of course (9:28). A quick football jerk gets the boys asking each other  if they're a shooter or a Tom Oozer (17:00). Sean then takes us back to the '10s and we naturally start in on Kody's thighs and how Jimmy likes things tiny. Oh and shocker: Christian was a yo-yo guy (21:32). We wrap things tight by pissing on Jimmy and Christian has a moment of Zen for us all (34:57).

We start off this episode by telling some of the tales from our 1st annual memorial day golf tournament for Ricky (RIP). Next year we think we'll be good to go to take on any of our listeners. Are you brave enough to golf against 4 people who don't golf and are drunk on scotch (6:17)? Kody tells us a story about going to a theme park after telling us about how much he hates them, and then afterwards we take a trip down memory lane to discuss school dances. Do you remember you first (32:54)? To finish off this week we talk about all the reasons cops have been in the news lately. It's actually more than just your thinking, but also yes - it's exactly what you're thinking (42:54).

Season 2 has begun! The boys start off discussing the refined delicacies of gas station food (RIP Christian's bunghole). They naturally progress to talking about neckbeard terrorists (6:38). And a recent addition to the TMSFU extended family has the boys talking diddy stuff and being very, very respectful to the hardest job on the planet (16:50). They wrap up with a firecracker of discussion regarding "smasmortion" and Sean getting faded (33:58). 

Oh, and WE GOT ADS NOW (not aids).

Its our 69th episode, who would have thought we made it here? We talk about the significance of the occasion and how the number has become a cultural phenomenon. Is it a new thing or were our grandparents making "nice" jokes (1:11)? Then its been a few weeks since our nation was rocked by a white weirdo with a gun, but here we are again. Is Jimmy to blame? After his COVID premonition it's hard to blame anyone else (13:06). Finally we discuss the most sex scenes in TV and movies (31:00).  Do your remember your first?

This week starts off with an internal review of last week's shenanigans and the boys anxiously await their lashings - A little too eagerly might I add(2:18). After that Christian recaps his absence and explains some of the differences between the USA and Europe (13:40), and to wrap it up we get really sad for some reason and decide to talk about the pet deaths that have stuck with us (23:47). How much would you be willing to spend to save your pet?

On this weeks special Ep, Christians out of country, and while papas away the boys will play. We start with Jimmy catching the little C, and how much hog hes been cranking in his quarantine. We then discuss the role socks play in our individual private time. We follow that up with exposing Christians bathroom habits that hes kept super close-hold. To honor Mr. Center Chair, we conduct a draft of his favorite movies, but its the deep cuts.  We finish her off with a throwback segment about our growing pains and why we dress, the way we dress. We dress like shit, just to be clear.