Hot Dog #36- This week Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1987’s “Masters of the Universe”. This film had us asking such questions as; can Dolph Lundgren speak English? The answer is no. Why is half of this movie a teen drama? Better yet, why is this movie set on earth at all? Why does the whole “Courtney Cox’s parents are dead” subplot even exist? What does being “The Master of The Universe” actually entail?And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #35- This week Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1986’s “Terror Vision”. This film had us asking such questions as; what does Brett Garret do for a living to be able to afford this ridiculous mansion? Why is Ricardo Montalban not concerned that the indoor heated pool is filled with lube? Whey are there so many roman statue fountains in this house? What exactly is the point of the Boob Medusa lady being in this movie? Is the daughter the 80’s personified? Is there a satellite in space for each TV channel? Why is Brett Garret wearing an ascot ?And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #34- This week Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1990’s “Captain America”. Yes, there was a Captain America movie in the 90's. This film had us asking such questions as; why is Captain Americas go to superhero move to steal a car and leave people stranded? Why is the President of the United States always wearing jeans? Why did they say the scientist who created the super soldiers never wrote anything down when in fact she wrote everything down? Why does the Red Skull cut his own arm off? Why does Captain America get shot so many times? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #33- This week Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched the 1985 teenage science fiction comedy “My Science Project.” This film had us asking such questions as; why does Fischer Stevens have such a long neck? Why does President Eisenhower, upon learning of intelligent beings in a spaceship, immediately decide to just destroy it? Why is there so much drinking and driving by minors? In the 80s were you allowed to smoke in class? Why do the main characters treat accidental time travel as nothing but a minor inconvenience? Why does lightning only travel 85 miles per hour? Why does everyone take this strange alien device and plug into a wall outlet? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #32- Happy New Year!! Frank-cis and I are back after a holiday break. This week we ease into 2016 with a brief discussion of “The Force Awakens”, including reviews from people who absolutely hated the movie. We also talk about some of the movies we are excited to see in 2016, and we answer a fan letter. Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #31- This week my and Matt’s pandering to you the audience, and playing into the Star Wars hype machine finally comes to an end. We finish the prequel trilogy by watching 2005's “Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith", directed by the devil himself aka George Lucas. This film had us asking such questions as; did we all go see this movie in the theater because we felt obligated to? How have the 1.3 million clone soldiers not all died yet? Why is Count Dooku even in this movie? What the hell is the floating water, mermaid ballet thing Palpatine is watching? What is General Grevious’s motivation other than “he is bad guy” ? What denomination of coin was used to determine what characters would be CGI and what characters would be real ? Why does a nurse robot understand the concept of human emotions ? Why is Anakin such whiney little boy throughout the movie where he is supposed to become the most feared sith enforcer of the empire? Speaking of the empire, why is the republic restructured into an empire after it survived a coup and a civil war? And of course, WHY! WHY GEORGE LUCAS, WHY ?!? ! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #30- This week Matt and I pander to you the audience, by playing into the Star Wars hype machine by watching 2002's “Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the clones", directed by George Lucas aka “The Devil Himself”. This film had us asking such questions as; did no one learn anything from episode I? Is 1.3 million soldiers enough to fight a war against like 10,000 planets? Why are Jedi nothing more than space cops? Why is there an American 1950’s diner a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away? Is count DooKu secretly a good guy begging for help? How much CGI is too much CGI? Why does an assassin who can shape shift never shapeshift? Why did Matt think this was the best of the prequel? Why is Jar Jar Binks the catalyst for the end of democracy in the galaxy? And of course, WHY! WHY GEORGE LUCAS, WHY ?!? ! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #29- This week Matt and I pander to you the audience, by playing into the Star Wars hype machine by watching 1999's “Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace", directed by George Lucas aka “The Devil Himself”. This film had us asking such questions as; how exactly does a 14 year old girl become the elected queen of entire planet? Why is the fact that Anakin is a “Force Jesus” not nearly as important to the characters as it seems? Why is the return of a sith not really worrying anyone? Why are there so many racist minstrel characters in this movie from 1999? Why do they give the Gungans a plasma orb from spencers gifts? And of course, WHY! WHY GEORGE LUCAS, WHY ?!? ! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #28- This week Frank-cis and I watched 1986's teen sex comedy, “Hamburger: The Motion Picture,” directed by Mike Marvin and starring Leigh McCloskey. This film had us asking such questions as; does this fast food 12 week managerial course really count as a “University” just because it’s called “Hamburger University”? Why does the guy who is turning into a chicken, just sort of stop turning into a chicken? Is a nun also allowed to own and operate a fast food franchise, while still being a nun? Why is there an entire course dedicated to chopping onions? Is the only way for a fat person to prevent themselves from eating to violently electrocute themselves? Will the combined farts of 20 morbidly obese fat people blow up a building? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #27- This week Frank-cis and I watched 1986's “Redneck Zombies", which is *technically* a movie! This film had us asking such questions as; can you really call something like this a “film” if it was shot on VHS, what parts of this movie are supposed to intentional funny, and what parts are just bad in a silly way? That last question is serious, I really can’t tell. What do people find appealing about Troma films? Does the image of children drinking alcohol only get funnier the more times you see it? Why are two separate distribution and production companies involved in this? Why would Frank-cis pick this? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.