Buddy talks about the haters, garlic, how waking up Courtney is scary and for that reason, I'm out.

Buddy talks about getting too much sleep, not existing, Ted Cruz's career in skinning puppies, and we read an email about meeting the love of your life on Tinder??

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Buddy bitches about fighting, a car battery, stolen kids, kids' parents, busted pipes and all that good garbage. Glass half full? We're not kidnapped (hopefully).

Buddy cock blocks an anti-masker at the deli counter.

Word of the day: woofer

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Buddy talks about school, how cool he is, reads a one star review, Courtney is bad at hangman, reads a story about Paul DePodesta and analytics, and talks shit about Philip Rivers and The Cleveland Browns.

Buddy checks the mailbox and talks about... you guessed it! Depression!

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Buddy talks about depression a little more (sorry?), The Daily editing is annoying, and how human's demand their own experience. 

Honey bees, having too many kids, Ted Cruz vs AOC, getting your knee drained, and an undertaker is extra busy during COVID.

Buddy talks about the time he got fired from Applebee's, crazy Joe Davola, and reads a love story!

Buddy talks about how terrible Sonic is, a broken bed, Wall St Bets, a clap back gone wrong, and how he doesn't care whether or not you follow him on Instagram (spoiler alert: he doesn't).