Buddy talks about 50 Cent and how 60% taxes will never be a thing, sayings that you (somehow) didn't know were offensive and how his mom is always afraid that he's in the middle of being murdered.

Oh shit! It's 10202020! Buddy talks about his friend Paul, a cheap millionaire, barbed wire, and encouraging people to kidnap people. 

Take 2! Buddy recorded a second podcast because the first one sucked! You're welcome. Today we talk about getting in the groove, Sir Purr, not being a young person, and how college papers barely get read by even one person.

Buddy talks about putting rocks down Papa Tony's septic tank, remembers the word septic tank and takes a tour of a creationist museum.

Buddy got a C! And wants a guy with a guitar to stop asking him questions.

Buddy talks about apple butter and other thrilling topics.

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Buddy talks about being cheap at West Elm, grand pianos, whether or not to shave your hands and moving out of a Trump hood.

Buddy talks about a douche bag in his accounting class and why he dropped out of college for the 3rd time. 

Buddy talks about procrastinating to the point of just not doing it, wet cups and makes friends with someone who doesn't want to be his friend.

Buddy talks about a encountering a COVID girl at the car shop, rented a van (minivans are underrated) and a Zodiac killer update.