Buddy makes excuses for being late, talks about paint, rude people, people that don't give a damn about you or their job and a guy in magenta pants makes a phone call.

Buddy has a very punctual opinion about the Flint water crisis.

Howdy. Buddy (which is me) talks about having no A/C, the rug doctor, Swimmy Carter aka Vada the Beta, eating chocolate covered espresso beans, and Dallas tells me to LET IT GO!

Buddy talks about an idiot with a gun (and/or fireworks), chocolate covered things, salt, plain salmon, shrieking, and remember when you were cool?

Buddy and Courtney talk about slaw, plants, and how Toby Kieth's 4th of July song is actually a Christmas song.

Buddy talks about fans, the heat, sleep, rehab stories, the promises, and AA creeps.

Buddy's 4 years sober!

Buddy talks about sleeping until 3pm, cocaine cravings, giving cocaine away, and exploding a watermelon in a 3 year old's face.

Buddy has road rage and talks about Chris Whitty, The James O'Brien Show, "sheep," making amends to assholes, and humans' lack of confidence in technology.

Buddy rambles about god knows what.