In the final episode of season one, Sally and Olivie host a banter-filled palooza to answer your burning questions about dueling for love, shoulderless pop stars, and shouldering a mutinous devotion to the craft.

In today's episode, Sally and Olivie discuss pining, angsting, and move-making before tentatively describing their daily routines in a way that will (hopefully) not get them murdered.

(Notes: Sally has a cold and therefore sounds like she is underwater. She also refers to this song, while Olivie talks about this song)

In today's Valentine-themed episode, Sally and Olivie venture the depths of love's murky underbelly to bring you the height of Romance.

In today's episode, Sally and Olivie discuss phallic optics, the perfect exercise regiment, and how to solve all your problems with a casual bout of amnesia.

In today's episode, Sally and Olivie discuss chicken pox (and other things that scar), the sensitive timing of pizza delivery, and how to be a shining beacon of authenticity.

In today's episode, Sally and Olivie turn their sensible financial skills and faultless business instincts to the eternal mysteries of how to win friends, how to influence people, and (lacking any alternatives) how to concoct a mutually beneficial crime spree.

In the premiere episode of 2018, Sally and Olivie discuss the delicate art of bracing for revelatory collisions,  dissect the many lies your reflection is telling you, and distribute the necessary survival tips for weathering the storm of life's fuckery.

In the final episode of 2017 (and perhaps, if the signs are correct, the world), Sally and Olivie discuss getting spicy with closed-door business deals, being the Joe Alwyn you wish to see in the world, clapping back at twenty-something crises, and determining the perfect gift for when you've already forked up Christmas.

In the year's penultimate episode, Sally and Olivie investigate pornography in a post-patriarchal world, determine the dangers of donut cravings (and other pressing matters of moderation), and supply helpful strategies for rising to power in the midst of inevitable dystopia.

In today's episode, Sally and Olivie aim their keen senses of absurdity at winning the online dating game, dominating family feuds, escaping the flames of silent warfare (along with other fiery ventures), and the inevitable looming of the apocalypse.

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NB: if you happened to start listening to this episode before 13.30 GMT on December 11, please re-download as Sally, in her infinite idiocy, managed to upload a raw version that frankly is rather an embarrassment to the entire institution.